Zaaps1

I wish I knew how to play guitar

its funny because of the acronym GF

28/2 + 7 = 21 > 19 ur ok Thats not how that equation works but your conclusion is more convenient than otherwise. Whoa damn that derp. Yeah get out of there u kno it Yeah but if I stay with him for a few years it'll stop being age inappropriate. I like to over share. Last night I learned that I like to be choked during sex >.> Idk why but almost every girl likes this. Granted my sample size is only 3. But each time I'm just like WTF WHY. I still can't explain. But I will do it anyways. tl;dr: choke the girl during sex. She's guaranteed to like it.

It is acceptable

Remember the Harpy policy with penguins, though

Super repels are the most cost effective repel. If your lead Pokemon has intimidate, you get 50% less random encounters. There are other random abilities that have the same effect (with various degrees of limitations), but intimidate is the most common occurance. Also I would just man up and let the random battles hit. I really only use repels when I'm bleeding cash or in caves, because the encounter frequency is increased and the Pokemon you encounter tend to be fast (so your chances of running are diminished) or extra annoying to deal with.

I just figured out how to save in Cave Story. I guess this is why I thought it sucked the first time I played it.

Is that actually a good game? I got it off Humble Bundle and I've yet to really play it. It looked boring.

ITS WORKING

Legends have it pictures of Mr Kitterson will summon Kimberly

Basically we get you to write your autobiography?

top 10 sports if you really want to cause riots, anyway...

You seem to be sitting on a definitive zero notes right now

Whenever I think of Squab naked I always picture that harpy thinker picture he has in his signature.

My friends and I have all enjoyed playing LOL together for the past few months. None of us have spent any money on the game, nor do we intend to Leage of Legends can be free, but the goal of the developers is to get you to buy stuff so they make money. I understand what you guys were saying, but I was making a joke about how easily you can find yourself throwing money at Riot for that game :P

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying. Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars. What a job. 5 years from now Zaaps is a porn star doctor. I'm already premed in college. It's not even that big of a stretch. WATCH AND LEARN GUYS

You'd probably get injured less. Just saying. Possibly. Though I can only imagine having to explain to my doctor how I received an injury while making porn :P You could be honest to a doctor about whats going on, making porn isn't illegal; even if it were, you could still tell them. But I understand i guess Besides there are probably doctors that specialize in this kind of stuff and treat only pornstars. What a job.

I don't really hate the state. But the roads and drivers there are pretty damn infuriating. Example: So at a 4-way intersection, usually you have maybe like 2 lanes or so, right? And the left lane will be for left turns/straight and the right lane will be more right turns/straight. It's pretty logical because this way if you know you're turning left soon you can just stay in the left lane until you find the road you're looking for. Well in NJ they had a brilliant idea. We will make roads like that ONE lane, then at the intersection we will have them split into THREE lanes, so left turns, right turns, and no turns. Then, after the intersection, we will give them about 10 feet to merge back into ONE lane. Which is counterintuitive but not necessarily the dumbest thing ever if you make the side lanes left turn/right turn only. The problem is that drivers there will go into the left/right lane, speed up to 1343 mph when the light turns green, and try to pass you in the 10 feet given at the merge. Another Example: Imagine a series of intersections. You're driving along the main road, and there are 3 roads ahead of you that intersect. Usually, you would have a big sign saying what the road is before you hit that road. This way you can see it in advance and tell yourself "well I guess this road takes me to the interstate so I can get out of this damn place". And sometimes, they put the signs there. But other times they decide to put the sign on the COMPLETE OPPOSITE corner. As in, on the other side of the road and on the other side of the street, with an arrow pointing across the street. And honestly that wouldn't even be too bad if they were consistent. But nope, each intersection is its own adventure. The last thing I found the other day, there was an intersection. 3 lanes, as per usual. Except they decided to make direction signs in the lane this time (they have this sometimes as well, but people ignore them so often it doesn't do anything). The left lane has an arrow pointing straight and left, so I say, "ok I can turn left or go straight in that lane". The right lane has an arrow pointing right and one pointing straight, so I say "ok I can turn right or go straight in that lane." The middle lane has 3 arrows, pointing in each direction. Basically, it told me I could do whatever the [bleep] I wanted.

Idk man New Jersey is pretty goddamn stupid, And so are the drivers. In fact many major insurance companies don't even offer insurance to New Jersey drivers. They're just that bad.

I mean they make sense but it's just so less organized. Like none of the "odd number streets are always westbound, even number streets are always eastbound", none of the nice squares that everything made. In summary:

as someone who has spent a lot of time driving in new york city, the way boston is planned out like...makes no [bleep]ing sense

This. That.

I AM INTERRUPTING YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HARPYING TO GIVE YOU THIS MESSAGE TODAY IS K4YLAN'S BIRTHDAY. MAY WE ALL HAVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR OUR FALLEN HARPY

pls. dis is adorable.

DO IT ANYWAYS