Nero

And we are just being [bleep]s!

Spain lays claim to the throne of Italy.

I'd just stand on a hill, then laugh as your army tries to climb up it while carrying a [bleep]ING BOAT above them. Then I'd roll down rocks. Giggle.

You replaced horses with boats? ONWARDS NOBLE STALLION! TO GLORY! -- San Sebastián garrison increased to: 4,000 crossbowmen, 2,000 swordsmen Toreló garrison increased to: 4,000 crossbowmen, 2,000 swordsmen de Franco garrison increased to: 2,000 crossbowmen, 1,000 swordsmen Treasury: 4.1m

Money doesn't carry over between budgets.

FIRE PHOTON ALLIGATOR TORPEDOES MR SPOOK!

Psh that's not yours to grant.

I'm Ireland. We fight you off our beaches, and then dance and get drunk. Then we throw the British out of northern Ireland. Now piss off.

And disciplined spearmen. Just form the varangian guard.

St. Sebastián garrison: 2,000 crossbowmen, 2,000 militia swordsmen Toleló garrison: 2,000 crossbowmen, 2,000 militia swordsmen de Franco garrison: 1,000 crossbowmen, 1,000 militia swordsmen Those garrisons could hold off an army for probably half a year or more. Anyways, Spain starts on that ship research crap. tempered steel 2/20 horse breeding 2/20 BOATS 1/? Starts building 30 more galleys as well. Treasury at 9m.

Lol high school is easy bones, you can just sleep your way through grade 9 and 10, and then 11 and 12 just require a hint of creative [cabbage] to get through with good marks. It's laughable.

How exactly did you build a ship that could reach China (which would mean you've somehow jumped ahead 400 years in shipbuilding technology overnight)? Wow, not only have you not added it yourself (I'm not your god damn mother), but you haven't ever asked Retech to add your nation to the list either.

Treasury remaining: 10m -- And Dungeonal, are you accepting peace with the Mongols?

Alfred.

Perhaps. But, he's also scaled up the rate of fire (which would be impossible - larger munitions take longer to load or else WW2 battlfields would've been filled with these. He's also somehow invented some way for them to automatically reload, which would further reduce the damage output of the weapon.

Those things were so hilariously underpowered, you could maybe kill a peasant wearing a linen shirt at ten paces. Maybe.

It's also impossible for the time period's technology.

*shrug* If they're coming from Persia then they're going to attack Mather in North Africa. Doom, if they come for you just sit your navy in the Bosporus and they won't be able to cross, especially not with elephants. In other news, Spain continues to be Spain. If anything tries to cross the Gibraltar straits it's attacked with my navy. Because [bleep] the barbary coast.

20,000 troops with war elephants, not 20,000 war elephants lmao edit: [bleep]in ninjas, how do they work? -- whatever money is left over from this half decade's budget goes into infrastructure, which should put me at 1.15 or so.

Grim please use the established castle icon, and not your grey x-wing. That way we can have 1 icon for castles, 1 icon for whatever the next upgrade is, and then another one for citadels, so it doesn't look like a hodgepodge of different things. Yep. Rocco hasn't put in anything, yet keeps screaming about the Mongols and the plague. Spain's king is very fat...

Cretians have always been master trolls.

You sent me 5 rats to symbolize the 3 points of the trinity! Hahahaha

Spain kills two of the rats and keeps the other THREE.

A perfect man would enjoy the taste of beans.