Nero

After Napoleon came in a set 'em straight.

No sane person would ever make the capital of Italy Bologna. Think of the mockery!

Engravers MT size 10 I believe, if it annoys you that much. Most of them didn't move that far, and it's annoying when someone says 'I withdraw to my capital, Vienna, when A.) They don't even own the land that Vienna sits on, and B.) Their capital is sitting right on like...Hannover.

Here's one with more historically accurate capitals: (Rocco you don't even own Vienna so I just put your capital as close as possible to it) (and Poland's capital during the time was Krakow not Warsawza) There's nothing stopping you from doing the map yourself, y'know.

Post apocalyptic

Says the man who digs a bunch of holes and expects the enemy to simply walk right into them.

A desolate wasteland, eh? Sort of like this place? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolia

Mather, you realize that the Mongols could come your way as well, right? So, offering your 'services' for sale is a pretty [bleep] move. Don't expect us to help if they come barreling down towards you.

So once the enemy closes the gap your troops are largely useless since they'll have to discard that gigantic unwieldy shield. And these troops are sent to Kiev to be put under King Dungeonal's command: 2500 Kievian MAA 6000 Leon crossbows 500 Welsh cavalry Can't send any more until the next half decade.

Lol. Btw, Spain's fleet goes to the Black Sea to patrol around there and the Bosporus. Probably good if you guys send your fleet around there was well.

You're in Africa you dolt.

Sure why not.

Spain already recognizes the Pope as the authority of God, but it won't replace its nobles with religious orders (which are already in Spain...). It'll set up the Inquisition for the Pope though. -- I'm just annoyed that my infrastructure dropped by half when I've only fought a single battle on my land, whereas Rocco has gotten invaded like 3 times and his only dropped to .6! Gr. Lol, are you saying you're now my vassal?

I was going to put a "you can't eat just one" joke in here, but I forgot the witty way I was going to word it. Just fall out of your chair pretending to laugh hysterically, and you'll get the same general effect. Witty enough! Quit fantasizing over me, Mather! I'm a scrawny too tall unhealthy bastard.

I smoke a pack a day, of course I'm not physically fit.

That's nice.

6'2 165 pounds

Mine always flutters between INTJ & INTP. No real surprise there.

I used to get headrushes/blackouts like that constantly. Don't anymore though, idk why.

Wait, wtf. Why did my infrastructure drop to 0.5 if all I've done is take back Spain? Ugh. All money goes into infra. When does the new half decade start?

The only troops you've ever mentioned were the 10,000 peasants you sent off to die in Spain. I know but everyone does that.

Die of a heat stroke pretty quick in that.

That's what everyone does, selective breeding. So, I don't see how your horses would be somehow superior.