Nero

That's just stupid. Here I was being reasonable with an army that size and apparently it would cost Europe's entire budget to arm a rabble of peasants with halberds! Bah.

*grumble* Leon's army lands in Wales - 20,000 strong. Don't mind us boys, we're just here to vassalize you!

Yes, they were used for quite a while, a have been obsolete for 1000 years. Hell even the Roman legions would laugh when they saw some backwards eastern state fielding chariots. The French have always wanted Spain. Never seem to get it though. He's Muslim. We don't trade with Muslims because they're heathen bastards that have invaded Christendom. Sheesh, does nobody here have even the faintest clue about Medieval European religious tensions?

Oh you [bleep]er Paul. Chariots have been obsolete for like...a millennium now.

The people of Leon have discovered a 500 foot wall surrounding the country. Nobody is quite sure how they missed such a thing in the past, but the wall is in impeccable shape and is made of an unknown substance that is impervious to every weapon known to mankind. Don't worry guys, I'm just using it for defense.

Can people stop discovering magical and/or incredibly useful things in random holes people keep falling into?

Kingdom of León Leader: King Ferdinand I 'El Magno' (the Great) Population: 6,900,000 (est.) Patron Saint: Saint James (Santiago) 'the Moor-Slayer' Capital City: Coimbra Primary resource: Gold -Highly aristocratic, serfdom, yadayada, medieval Catholic society.

Popey Man really not gonna like that!

Popey Man not gonna like it.

Half of Europe would declare war on you instantly, Icu. (How did you think abandoning Christianity in the point and time when it was at its height would be a good idea?) Oh and Leon asks the Pope if he would kindly declare a crusade against the Muslim bastards creeping up from Iberia. Reconquista! Anyways, Leon begins training 2,000 knights, 10,000 peasant archers, and 20,000 halberd armed infantry. And building watchtowers to keep an eye on those pesky Moors.

I'll be León. Santiago!!!!

Oh boy, a whole 10 billion? I can almost buy half a dozen planes with that!

Portugal is just moving dirt and rocks and whatnot to the Azores. Don't mind me, no nefarious sub-terranean fortress being built here :-w

Sure whatever. And actually I'm going to take Portugal.

Dibs on Ireland.

Mod edit: It was funny, but was against the rules, I'm afraid (words filtered by our censor). Removed. ~Romy

Y'know, if I was as big a [bleep] as you all think I am I'd toss that in my signature in a heartbeat. Mather, that's the dumbest thing you've said yet. You were together from when you were 7 to 9? HAHAHAHAHAHA

I break into people's houses and rob them blind and then dump everything in random forests.

Jesus Christ it's like I've somehow fallen down the rabbit hole into Emoland.

Yea Mather, you sound like you got friend zoned and are just bawwing about it. Pick yourself up and find another girl, it's obvious if after 13 bloody years of being 'in love' you're not dating...that she doesn't want to date you. Christ, quit whining.

The Swedish girl, as always.

They probably saw the last name listed as some generic latino name. Am I correct MR CHAVEZ?!

That's the dumbest* thing I've ever heard. *Maybe not the dumbest, but still.

Probably :twss: