TheLastTemplar

The bad thing in that is that you're getting all the second hand smoke..which.(I think) is worse. But you atleast have good intensions ( no offense to those who smoke) all that drug..alcohol..and smoking..i don't know it just seems likes something to avoid.

off-topic..are you russian vik? Racism is something that will probally always exist. That is because certain people will always stereotype a differant race by calling them lazy or some demeaning thing. So, my opinion is that you may not be able to get rid of racism

Ya, but then you'll need a mansion and a nice bath robe for the " rich guy" look lol, nice.. I don't..It kinda gives you cancer...SO i don't..

wow, you don't get off till the 23rd? What state? I live in the South east coast of America and we get out a week before christmas and we get 2 1/2 weeks of vaccation Southern Board Of Education FTW!! \

Why he didn't just make us un sinfull..I don't know. God does not deserve death because he has done nothing wrong. im sure that you have NEVER done anythin wrong..oh...no doubt... I know that i have done wrong. You need forgiveness for the life of SIN you are living. Argueing with you will lead to one of two things.. 1. YOU WILL NOT understand this because you are not of God's chosen,(maybe you are maybe you aren't) The bible says..The message of te Cross is FOOLISHNESS to those who do not know it. 2. I can get you to make a 360 degree turn and come to christ. What is your Signature meaning?

but it wasn't called christmas.... of course it wouldn't be called CHRISTMAS if they did not celebrate the birth of Christ.

Christ was not necessarily born on this day. The Bible never says a specific date, but most historians agree on late spring as a good possibility. Christmas was originally a Pagan holiday called Yule, until Christian influence came into play. It has several derivatives, like ancient Englanders used to party on this day, because they were given this freedom by the Crown under King Charles, before and after this, Puritans were in control, and didn't allow it. For a while, there was no Christmas in America, while we were under Puritan control.[/qoute] hmm...sounds a bit dodgy..what is your take on Christmas rum77?

But if it was started as a "religious" holiday why take the religious backgrounds out? Nadril- If you have seen some of my previous post on other pages you will find out that this is nothing more than a rhetorical question. Here's my guess: The modern day gift-giving evolved from the three Wise Men bringing Jesus gifts. Over the years, as new religions developed and Christianity itself changed, Christmas became less and less of a holiday to celebrate the birth of Christ. Sure, some people still do celebrate it for that reason, but now there are more reasons why people celebrate Christmas. Quite a few non-Christians celebrate it as a reason to get together with their families and exchange gifts to one another (three Wise Men). This idea probably came from some of Christianity's teachings such as loving everyone and all that stuff. People just celebrate it in a more general way instead of just celebrating the birth of Jesus. Things evolve over time. We really couldn't expect Christmas to keep the exact same meaning forever :P Again, just my guess :P But my question still stands..if it was a religious Holiday why take the religios background from it? I think that Christmas should be celebrated for its true meaning.

But if it was started as a "religious" holiday why take the religious backgrounds out? Nadril- If you have seen some of my previous post on other pages you will find out that this is nothing more than a rhetorical question.

yes, I agree with you. Try seeking a Church and seek guidence from God.

what is Christmas? How Did it start? who started it? What is the true reason for celebrating Christmas? plz help.

OH, and i suppose that you understand God? Have you read Genesis? or are you going by what you have heard? One problem here is that You are limiting God, the almighty the one who created you(and yes He did) to your inferior created mind. If you could fully understand God well, He wouldn't be God.I do not even remotely understand God. Yes God hates, he Hates sin, and since evryone (yes everyonesins even me) sins we all deserve death.Since we sin we are enemies of God, but Since Jesus Christ payed the price for all of those whom God has chosen to beleive. God is justified for killing whom he pleases and when he please. It may sound harsh but you are NOT God and therefore do not fully comprehend God.

Well there is big part of all religions in there, they got something in common. The fact, that after we die, there is something left, something u cannot see or touch, but its there. The spirit which = energy. Christians go to= u go to god or hell Hindu or something like that=believes ur spirit reencarnates.(reborn) Both of these are true, but not true to the end... ----------------------- So, Well a question I would loved to know an answer to is? How did we know about spirits? Was there really a Son OF the GOD? That has taken a humanly shape in order to leave a message to earth? Becouse Bible sure Says: God is not flesh and blood, it is something u cannot see or touch, but its somewhere out there. It is "spirit"=energy. ~!~!~!~! Keep in mind, this is just a breif summary, i could give u 50 pages easy on this, this is kept Very SHORT SHORT, and in most basic terms so every1 could understand~!~!~!~!~! i have many arguments against him...and he has a lot of animosity b/c i destroy his theories...but i need some help...so please tip.it save me Yes there is a true Son of God (not a god but The God) his name is Jesus Christ. This is all covered in the doctrine of Trinity..just google that..and I think this was covered in the Council Of Nicea in 313..or 325 ad BTw True Christians do not go to Hell they Go to Heaven.

i have decided to do the post on the weekends. starting tomarrow i will start it back up.

lol...thank you all for your responses \ more is on the way!

when they came out with the heraldry for construction,I saw people getting money symbols on their shields...i figured that they would later have a big gold, jewel infested "$"...you know to add to the bling bling. if an easter egg can melt in my bank, then why doesn't a piece of choclate melt? one of those weird conversations.. *killing chaos druids in taverly* Munchy: herblore? player:28 Munchy: cool *10 minutes later* player: selling unids above irits! 10k ea! munchy: ...you just said your herblore was 28... player: no i didn't!!!! munchy:yes you did...and why should we buy them when we can get them for free at a fast rate? player:*no response* player: selling unids above irit!! 9k ea!! why is there not a "[developmentally delayed]s guide to runescape"? :-k why the crap would you want to eat a king worm? why do people,usuallyage 13 and above,act like they are 3? one of those days.. *catherby fishing* noob1: zizmea is an auoter! noob2: what does an autoer mean? noob3*combat 52*: i beat a lvl 91 with full dharoks!! munchy: at least learn to spell his name [developmentally delayed]. noob1: he could own you nuub munchy:..why should i care? noob4: red dragons are endangered!!save them!(ya.they just don't respawn as fast as they do anymore..) munchy:coming here is like reading a book upside down. munchy: the more you read it the more stupid you become.. oh, how i wish i could throw a frying pan at people. i think a wet noodle would be a awesome weapon. i wish i could push peoples faces onto a stove on rs.

hello every! i have returend and hopefully with some new jokes..anyways..the post shall come shortly thank you all for your patience!

rest assure it shall come..next saturday

for once constructive critisism..well..this is runescape..full of kid's who do stupid things..i just happen to be there when it happens..plus i havea whole week to come up with new material..anyways..cya'll next saturday!

awesome! beeing sigged ()wns. Thank you guys! cya'll next saturday!

why dont u have a pop up blocker?

why can't i take a shower? i mean...i havent taken a shower since day when i was "born"...Man, no girl is gonna wanna hang around a guy the redefines "holy crap you smell like bad aspargus"...so much for a babe magnet.. how often has this happened to you?..your walking down a road..and a guy wearing dwarf clothes comes your way..and starts to follow you and hitting on you?..i have one phrase to answer that!..Gag a friking maggot. hasnt happened to me yet \ ..Hallelujah..but what about ya'll? one of those conversations. *mining* noob lvl 85:I bu obby cape??? noob lvl 85: ?? noob lvl 85:? munchy...? noob lvl 85:I noob lvl 85:will noob lvl 85: buy ...your obby cape!!!!! munchy:..omg munchy: it's not an obby cape noob lvl 85:(-_-) zzz noob lvl 85: chill bill noob lvl 85: >:/ munchy:...how long have you been a member? noob lvl 85: long enough..to have lvl 91 fletching!! oo! no-one is that stupid. Every1 know's the differance between an obby cape and a legends cape. i bet some1 hacked his account.. (not an actual suggestion) i wish poker could be introduced into the games room..i dont know how to play it but i've heard about the famed poker face...after the cards had been dealt..a screen would pop up with all the peoples faces..well i have a solutions for it. get a paper bag..draw a smiley face on it.. poke some small holes so you can breathe...always intimidating. why can't i sneeze in rs? how come i can't put a head on a spear?..i know its a game for all ages but.. now it's time for munchy to turn tables and "act" like a noob. munchy:hi! unsuspecting player(lvl 100):hi munchy:why is there a balloon on ur staff?(she was weilding a fire staff) unsuspecting player: lol munchy:ill buy your hat (its a beret) unsuspecting player:how much you give me? munchy: 1k sound good? unsuspecting player no way.. munchy:..when i say 1"k" i mean 1001.. unsuspecting player: no way.. munchy:..ok..how bout..now? munchy: oo ill give you a spinich roll! unsuspecting player: lol *she casts the "super heat spell"* munchY:oo what was that ball you held in ur hands? munchy: ..it was [bleep]y.. munchy: how do u get it? unsuspecting player:... munchy:Im not a noob!!!!! munchy: my mom just says unsuspecting player: i bet she did... munchy: im reporting you!!!! conversations like this make me glad im not 4 yrs old. how come i can never get the ruby ring in the varrock basement? stupid joke of the day: what do you call this? am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am | | hint: whats smaller than a tree? think about it: If a cat gets run over by a car and the cats half way on teh road and half way on the curb..is it considered roadkill?

conversations.. noob player: tell me where gnome stronghold is! munchy: er..ur way off. noob player: just tell me! munchy:go northwest of ardougne. noob player: hahahah! no pay for u noob!*runs off* muncy:...who let him out of f2p? what happens if my battle axe gets stuck in some1 elses bones? My guthans body makes me look fat..obviously it needs a lipo. i think the triangle sandwich has cheese in it.. when i first saw a fireligher i was like..what with the mushroom shishkebab? the first time i heard the word "pots" in runescape, i was like omg, what is jagex tryin to hint?! so, im fishing in catherby and all the sudden the topic of ghostly robes comes up.. munchy: do my robes make me look fat? player1: holy crap yes! Player2: dude, wiht hips that big ..who needs nuclear weapons? munchy:lol, with hips these big..why do i even need a dragon weapon.. player1:dude, get your stomach outta the water! your scaring away all teh fishes.. munchy: are you kidding me? i didnt scare them away, my stomach engulfed them. new word: guff, infinitive:to shovel down,to engulf. what if i had to use the bathroom while i was binded in the wildy.. i think runescape needs "mental rehabilitation centers". night every1...(no offnese to any1 btw)

Thank you all very much! Tomarrow will be my last post until the 15 of July. i will be off at camp for the next week. thank you all again for your support! =D> =D> =D> after camp, i hope to come back with some new funny stuff i hope ya'll will enjoy!

ty guys, the replys have been good thanks alot! =D>