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I was at work thinking of clouds and happy one-eyed ponies when a female co-worker grabbed my [censored] and said "I want to [censored] you like BERSERKER!" I stared blankly for a moment, then sat the building on fire, and suplexed a postal worker into a tree. That night a squirrel ran across the roof of a house and a plane crashed.

 

 

 

Was this the right thing to do?

lulz @ rs

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Yea man.

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With so many trees in the city you could see the spring coming each day until a night of warm wind would bring it suddenly in one morning. Sometimes the heavy cold rains would beat it back so that it would seem that it would never come and that you were losing a season out of your life. But you knew that there would always be the spring as you knew the river would flow again after it was frozen. When the cold rains kept on and killed the spring, it was as though a young person had died for no reason. In those days though the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.

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No, you burned down a building, let a woman sexually harrass you, and let a squirrel run across a roof (which led to the crashing of an airplane).

 

 

 

Go to the corner and think about all that you've done, mister. :shame:

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Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on.

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No, you burned down a building, let a woman sexually harrass you, and let a squirrel run across a roof (which led to the crashing of an airplane).

 

 

 

Go to the corner and think about all that you've done, mister. :shame:

 

 

 

I see at as a cry for attention. -.-

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