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Hit, Slap, Glomp, Tackle etc a Member!

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*321 tells Goon he knows it has something to do with hugging. and kicks him in the Bawls, oh course meaning the drink*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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*Eats a whole pizza.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 swears glomp used to be an acronym*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Pours soap in 321's mouth for swearing.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*However the soap is actually a gooey acid, strangely enough 321 does not seem effected.*

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Shrugs and skips away gaily.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*tells 321 that the inside of a uterus is acidic, and the male ejaculate is alkaline*

*321 explains his view of health to silver. He does not need to know how it works, as long as it does work. He pays others large sums of money to go to school for an extended periods of time to fix him if he is broken. Being the finely tuned MACHINE he is however, this rarely is needed.*

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106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Gives 321 the human brain he's always wanted.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*rips out goon's heart and puts it into 321*

*Ninja's 321.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 laughs maniacally and goes off on a big speech about the folly Goon's follies. He then hooks the brain up to Google bot, making it self aware. All of this of course after dodging Goon's ninjaing*

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106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*breaks goon's heart by telling him he'll never get to marry 321. As a result, 321 experiences excruciating pain*

*Does a little dance, then runs in place for twenty minutes.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 develops Stockholm Syndrome for his abuser, silver_wits, and proceeds to proclaim his everlasting loyalty to her.*

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106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*tries to twist the knife deeper by telling goon that there is no Santa Claus.*

*Rolls around on the ground.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 warns edelweiss, whom he sees lurking, to get out now while they still can*

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*tells goon that he was adopted.. and that he has no mother.. he just fell from a tree*

*Sets up Monopoly and invites 321 and Silver to play (but only if Silva isn't the banker).*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*finds out goon's IP address and poofs into his room, waiting for the monopolies*

*321 arrives, and demands to be the hat*

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106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

*Deals out the monies, but gives 321 the little car because he doesn't want 321 to swallow the hat again.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*321 hides his 500 bills under the board then claims he was never given any.*

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106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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