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[Death]

*Ships the innards to a meat processing facility.*

[Goonstalf]

*Buys every can of meat in a three hundred mile radius in a desperate attempt to get his "321-innards" collection back.*

[Death]

*Offers Goon a 321 sammich.*

[Goonstalf]

*Has eaten enough 321 today, so instead he gives the sammich to Silva.*

[silver_wits]

*dubiously takes the sandwich and gives it to a Psychotic Robot*

[Goonstalf]

*Wonders where previously mentioned Psychotic Robot is.*

[silver_wits]

*points him out a lot of pages ago*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 returns and stares at them all as he eats his own innards, also he drop-kicks silva because Death had to make the sammich*

[silver_wits]

*asks 321 what a horndog is, and to demonstrate using goon's stalf*

[Goonstalf]

*Explains that a horndog is a type of hotdog, made from rhinoceros horn.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 then explains it s a splicing of the words horny and the ghetto term dawg. Thus to create, someone who is your bro but is always horny. What Goon said is actually called an African Meat Stick. Often confused with black penises.*

[Goonstalf]

*Yields to 321's superior knowledge of black penises.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 then feels tired and uses his black penis as a kick stand to rest.*

[Goonstalf]

*Throws an enormous slice of pizza at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321's penis's gravitational field takes hold of the slice and it begins to orbit 321, 321 takes it out of its path and eats it*

[Goonstalf]

*Throws a bucket of nails at 321*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 using the knowledge invested in him by the almighty Sloth of Knowledge reverses the gravitational field of his penis sending a storm of nails flying outward at Mach 2.*

[Goonstalf]

*Ducks.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*as Goon raises his head he is confronted with 321's huge bulge and the theme from 2001 A Space ODDessy can be heard. 321 then sees jessica alba and his ensuing hard on throws Goon several hundred feet.*

[Goonstalf]

*Goon explains to 321 that a sloth's stomach can be up to 2/3 of it's total body weight.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 explains to Goon that an elephant's penis is "S" shaped so when elephants mate the male does not hurt the female*

[Goonstalf]

*Punches 321 in the ear.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 kicks Goon in the.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

latissimus dorsi.*

[Goonstalf]

*Judo chops 321 in the neck.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*tornado kicks Goon in the spine*

 

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