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[Goonstalf]

*Secretly sneaks into the giant wooden kitty when Silver isn't watching, then when she brings it back to her house Goon bursts out guns-a-blazing.*

[Psycho_Robot]

*but Silva hasn't wheeled the wooden kitty into her house, she's wheeled it into a furnace*

[Goonstalf]

*Kills the furnace with his bullets.*

[silver_wits]

*The furnace burns all of Goon's clothing off, and SW runs to the rescue with a fire extinguisher.. spraying goon with streaks of white foamy stuff all over his body.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 walks in sipping a monster, looks at the scene, and turns around and walks out*

[silver_wits]

*runs, tackles 321 to the floor and makes him help rush goon to the hospital's burn unit*

[Psycho_Robot]

*steals silva's car's spark plugs and slashes it's tires*

[silver_wits]

*feels bad about psycho's mother's car that she borrowed that got it's tires slashed*

[Psycho_Robot]

*doesn't feel bad*

[silver_wits]

*tells psycho's mother what happened, she calls the cops. the cops take surveillance footage of the car being attacked.. and put a warrant out for psycho's arrest*

[Goonstalf]

*Meanwhile, Goon crawls the 50 miles to the hospital.*

[silver_wits]

*runs, tackles 321 to the floor and makes him help rush goon to the hospital's burn unit*

you're already at the hospital.

 

*slaps goon to wake him up*

[Goonstalf]

*Not liking the hospital he was at (the paint color was horrific) Goon continues crawling the 50 miles to the next hospital.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321, always the helping hand, gets out of the car and gives Goon a skateboard to ease the journey. then gets back in and drives away*

[silver_wits]

*silver attaches a rocket under goon's skateboard*

[Goonstalf]

*Blasts off to the Moon where he gets proper medical care, then fires the Moon Laser (the laser the military installed on the Moon) at Silver.*

[silver_wits]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GYM6VJlRGk

 

*slaps goon*

[Goonstalf]

*Slaps 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*humps goon into submission*

[Goonstalf]

*Bakes 321 a birthday cake smothered in special "love sauce".

[Psycho_Robot]

*replaces the cake with a plastic cake, a plastic EXPLOSIVE cake, such that when cut into it explodes*

[Goonstalf]

*Cuts the cake with the expertize of a bomb squad veteran and hands out slices to everyone, then runs and waits in the bomb shelter.*

[silver_wits]

*runs after goon with 2 slices of cake saying that he forgot to take his slice*

[Goonstalf]

*Having the memory of a goldfish, Goon gratefully takes the slice and chomps into it right then and there. Luckily, this slice had the least amount of explosive in it and Silver and Goon are only blown fifty feet into the air.*

[silver_wits]

*unfortunately, his explosion sets off silver's cake slice, and they get blown down to the ground 75 feet, while 50 feet in midair*