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[Goonstalf]

*Stealthily follows 321 to his spank bank and waits for him to leave. Once 321 is gone Goon picks the lock to the spank bank and goes through it. Goon is found dead the next morning, apparently having committed suicide by gouging out his own eyes and stuffing them down his throat causing him to suffocate.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 is happy that his fat grandma pronz trap clearly worked, but claims someone must have stolen the real pronz and get about 2345678 dollars from the insurance company.*

[Death]

*Takes Goon's corpse from the morgue to practice necromancy on.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 and 8 other NOOB (Necromancer Ownage Operations Board) agents break down the door before he can succeed and arrest death*

[Death]

*Resists arrest with army of Goon zombies.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 sprays everything down with a firetruck hose pumping holy water*

[Death]

*Laughs at the normal water.* :rolleyes:

[SeanyTheSailor]

*laughs at death as he shoves the whole hose in his mouth*

[Death]

*Applies smelling salts once again.*

 

Man, you are prone to fainting.

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 however did not faint and death is still overflowing with water*

[Death]

*Wonders why the salts aren't working and just walks away, assuming 321 developed immunity.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 runs off to the last one to post thread*

[Death]

*Writes a medical journal on the effects of prolonged unconsciousness.*

[silver_wits]

*knocks death unconscious and dresses him in hello kitty underwear*

 

http://desperateshopaholic.com/sexy-man-wearing-hello-kitty-underwear.html

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 screams in terror after having clicked the link, and goes to look at pictures of Jessica Alba to re-establish his manhood*

[silver_wits]

*holds a knife over death's body and cuts select parts and places them on a platter.. then offers some to 321*

 

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 is not black and doesn't like watermelon, seeing they look like watermelon he refuses, however he really could use some fried chicken...*

[silver_wits]

*gets angry and takes out her anger on death*

[Goonstalf]

*Watches.*

[silver_wits]

*force feeds goon watermlon slices*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 snickers and shows the picture Goon gave him of silver to goon*

[Goonstalf]

*Removes sandwiches from his compartment and offers them to everybody.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 resfuses until Goon tells then what his compartment is...*

[Goonstalf]

*Closes his compartment door and pulls up his pants, then glomps Silver.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 mumbles something a bout his special alone time then goes into his room and closes the door with the pic of silver*