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[Goonstalf]

*But it turns out that the Indian Ocean gives 321 a terrible disease that ravages his body for years before doctors can come up with a cure with only one minor draw back, the amputation and burning of his nads. Goon chuckles.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 somehow comes across naked pictures of Goon, and puts them on a revenge site*

[Goonstalf]

*After receiving much fame for his wonderfully artistic and revolutionary nude photos, Goon uses a fraction of the quadrillions of dollars he got from online sales to buy a space laser and aims it at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 merely buys a big mirror, and hides behind it while he photoshops the pictures of Goon, to make him look like a crack man-[bleep] and possibly have 3 nipples on his back. He then creates a virus which will spread it to all the pictures in the world*

[Goonstalf]

*Rubs his third nipple in contempt as he wanders off going nowhere in specific.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 somehow gets Goon's mom's e-mail, and after paying a guy he knows sends her gay porn with Goon video-shopped in.*

[Goonstalf]

*Goon wonders why he keeps getting email notifications that his deceased mum (who's head was shrunk) keeps getting emails. Then he picks up a big rock and throws it at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 allows the rock to hit him in the head for forgetting goon's mom is dead, he then runs off to a secret lad where he is given a sort of exoskeleton of Unbreakableium which is under his skin but over his bones.*

[Goonstalf]

*Glomps 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*But no! 321 has cleverly used the substitution jutsu. He quickly sprays Goon so he smells like a mouse and releases a giant cat. The one halo2proman just posted pictures of on the Last one to post thread.*

[Goonstalf]

*Expertly trains the giant cat, mounts it, and chases after 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 spews the Indian Ocean onto the cat, which throws off goon and runs away.*

[Goonstalf]

*Quickly gets up and throws a handful of the asbestos he landed in at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 inhales it ,get cancer, removes the tumor and puts in in Goon.*

[Goonstalf]

*Becomes one with the tumor and unlocks a whole new unknown power deep within himself. Fire a cancer-ray out of his eyes at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 swallows a pulsar and counters the cancer ray with a radiation ray.*

[Death]

*Throws a thorn crown at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 allows it to go on his head, stars in The Passion, makes outrageous amounts of money, buys Iceland*

[Death]

*Smacks 321 for ruling TBM's country.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 diverts a hot geyser in his owned Iceland and shoots it at Death*

[Death]

*Laughs at 321 for trying to harness the power of nature.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 laughs even harder at death for trying to defy the laws of nature, as he has just backed off a cliff*

[Death]

*Looks at 321 oddly from the bottom of a two foot cliff.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 then pulls a lever, dropping the false platform, and allowing Death to fall down the real 12342 foot cliff.*

[Goonstalf]

*Catches Death in a big net. Then pulls a lever and fires Death out of the trebuchet he had landed in.*