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[Goonstalf]

*Pokes the Raptor Heart.

 

*Grabs a knife from his boot and releases a flurry of quick and deep stabs into 321's Raptor's Heart, then tears it out with his teeth and swallows it.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 reverts to his human form....Goon now has the power of the Raptor!!! 321 crawls away muttering under his breath that one day he will have his vengeance....*

[Goonstalf]

*Sits on a stump, eats an apple, and waits for 321 to come back.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*After a quick montage of 321 training with a Chinese guy who has a long grey beard and mustache, 321 returns with The Knowledge of The 32 Ancient Sages, and he is ready to face Goon once more*

[Goonstalf]

*Draws his Desert Eagle and fires five quick rounds at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 stops them, one with each finger, then muttering something, he moves his hands in a confusing way, a strange light emanates from his hands, and when he parts them he places a puppy upon the ground, which happily trots away.*

 

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[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 enters The Invincible Sleep until tomorrow.*

[Goonstalf]

*Slips in between the sheets of 321's bed and spoons with him in Invincible Sleep.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 awakes and prepares to do battle*

[Goonstalf]

*Mumbles something about last night and making a cup of coffee then pulls the covers up over his head.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*little does Goon know, 321 replaced the coffee with ground up omgwtfmuthafugga nut which causes Goon to become paralyzed*

[Goonstalf]

*Leaves his body and possesses the soul of the nearest living thing, in this case a leopluradon. He quickly jumps into the ocean and swims to the bottom the the Marianas Trench,*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321, using the knowledge which was explained earlier, swallows a coolidontneedair plant and swims after Goon, 321 is able to change his internal pressure to adjust for the great depth, and his eyes are all around awesome. Once he locates Goon, he begins to taunt him about his mother*

[Goonstalf]

*Takes his deceased mother's shrunken head out of his pocket (yeah leopluradons wear pants) and throws it at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 brings the head to life, and it proceeds to nag Goon about cleaning up his room. With this perfect distraction 321 moves in for the Super Poke Apocalyptic Death Move*

[Goonstalf]

*Round house kicks his dead mum's head into oblivion while simultaneously using his momentum to flip over 321's Supa poke.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321's poke is deflected into the rock wall which explodes outward and pins Goon to the bottom. 321 produces a soul net to catch Goon if he attempts to escape again.*

[Goonstalf]

*Before 321 can throw his net Goonstalf quickly leaves his body and possesses 321's right arm and starts punching 321 in the face.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321, using his huge brain, quickly binds his arm in the soul net, and chops it off with his left hand. he swims for the surface, eager to mount his prize*

[Goonstalf]

*Possesses the soul net and entangles 321 in it.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 hoped he wouldn't have to do this but clearly he has no choice. Using ancient knowledge 321 traps Gon's soul in The World Of Nightmares. Where goon will have to live a nightmare each day, then fall asleep (in The World of Nightmares) only to forget his nightmare, and awaken again to live his horror again. It is a cruel fate but Goon cannot be allowed to exists in our world.*

[Goonstalf]

*Punches The World of Nightmares in the face and insults it's mother, then slips out through the door which 321 forgot to lock behind him.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 curses his own forgetfulness and calls a timeout so he can go buy a Mountain Dew or something*

[Goonstalf]

*Buys every Mountain Dew in existence and drinks them all.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 laughs manically because now Goon HAS TO be sterile, so after they both die the epic feud will be over, also 321 drinks the Indian Ocean*