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*Smashes Silver in the head with his golfclub.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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*beats Goon senseless for getting his disgusting filthy golf club near Silva*

*Laughs at TBM shooting Psycho with his pistol, (I ninjadodge the shot).*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I whack Goon with my +3 mace of phallia

*throws waterballoons at everyone in a white t-shirt*

*Judo chops Silver.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*pukes over goonstalf after he judo chops me*

I pull goonstalf off silva then throw him into a flaming pit of unpleasantness. Then I poke silva.

I love you because kitty said so. *lunges at psycho*

*Puts a Flyers' hat on Silva's head.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

*giggles and raspberry's goon's belly*

*Uses self destruct.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I reassemble goon just so I can smash him again, which I immediately do

*tackles psycho to the floor and force feeds him a cookie*

*Rings Psycho's doorbell then quickly runs away.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

But my doorbell is actually a plasma grenade. So it sticks to Goon and when he runs away, it pulls the pin. He's screwed now!

*Puts the plasma grenade in a paper bag, lights the bag on fire, knocks on Pyscho's door and runs away again.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I was watching when you did that, so I open the door and punt it at you, sticking it to your back

*Takes off shirt, hands shirt to Psycho. Oh, and the grenade.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

  • 2 weeks later...

*tackles goon to the floor and holds chokes him*

*Slips loose and flicks Silvas ear.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I throw the shirt over you, pinning your arms to your side. I run away and await its explosion.

*Swallows the explosion and fires it out my eyes at Psycho.*

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

The tank in my sig shoots Psycho... he's just outside the left edge of the picture :blink:

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Do keep a level head my friend,

in times when Danger rears its head

Against excessive joy defend,

O, my comrade doomed to die.

 

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