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[SeanyTheSailor]

*321ownage is irate, who else will make him sammiches now? He leaps after Goon*

[Goonstalf]

*Eats a sammich right in front of 321Ownage.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321Ownage produces a thermos, and with a quick twist of the cap releases the wondrous aroma of Ramen noodles, which he proceeds to devour*

[Goonstalf]

*Judo chops 321 in the sternum.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 spews out the still hot Ramen broth into Goon's eyes, temporarily blinding him, as he charges his lazor....*

[Goonstalf]

*Gouges out his own eyes and throws them at 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 attempts to dodge the eyeballs as he yells "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" (and he fires his lazor) so he only manages to hit Goon's left pinky toe*

[Goonstalf]

*Gives 321 a big hug.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 is drained from firing his lazor and struggle as he might, he cannot escape the hug*

[Goonstalf]

*Squeeeeeeeezes.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 has recharged and with the strength of 20 men eh breaks free of the hug. He feels like this loving gesture has made him not want to fight as much. he runs away to find something which will make him violent once more...*

[Goonstalf]

*Shoots a potato gun at 321, then runs and hides behind a tree.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 once again becomes angry, as that potato could have become mashed potatoes, or cheesy potatoes, the rage builds inside him, and he transforms into a velociraptor that is 10 stories tall! he charges the puny tree behind which Goon cowers!*

[Goonstalf]

*Throws a velociraptor treat down a manhole and quickly covers it once 321 jumps in.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 burrows to the center of the earth and east the molten core, so he can now breath fire. Also with the heat in his body he can manipulate the gases around him and thus can fly, he flies to the surface and hurls a fireball at Goon*

[Goonstalf]

*Jumps on the fireball and steers it back in 321's direction.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 sidesteps the fireball and it hit conveniently placed explosive barrels. The explosion (which 321 walks away from) is so cool that Goon hesitates for one vital second and 321 jumps upon him and stabs him in the chest with one gigantic talon. About all that's left of him is his arms legs and head, connected by a ring of tissue.*

[Goonstalf]

*Walks-off the puny flesh wound then rolls 321 up in a big oriental rug.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321, not wanting to destroy such great craftsmanship, gives the rug to his grandmother and runs back to do battle with Goon*

[Goonstalf]

*Goes to 321's grandmother's house to steal back the rug, but instead ends up eating cookies and listening to her tell embarrassing stories about 321.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*But alas 321's nefarious plan has succeeded! His grandmother has occupied Goon while 321 learned Muai Tai as a velociraptor. Now being a 10 foot tall fire breathing, flying Muai Tai knowing velociraptor, it is clear he is unbeatable so he challenges Goon to a duel.* (also the stories about 321 were actually about his cousin.... his grandmother has Alzheimer's)

[Goonstalf]

*Pokes 321 in the eye.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 is unfazed by this petty attack, and delivers a flying knee to Goon's sternum.... but NO! Because Goon only has a hole in his chest, 321 is furious and knows his next attack will have to be better planned...*

[Goonstalf]

*Steps on 321's foot.*

[SeanyTheSailor]

*321 attempts a tornado kick to the head, but with Goons foots still firmly on his, he trips revealing his one weakness, The Raptor Heart.*