*I laugh at the tickling sensation*

*Afterward 321 sadly has to tell Goon that he goes for holes not poles, but hes still one of the coolest bro's he's ever had.*

*Shows 321 his holes.*

*Informs Goon that the holes which has shown him are not appealing. Though he directs Goon to a glory hole nearby.*

*Chops off 321's ears.*

*Chops of all of Goon's fingers except his thumbs.*

*shows pictures she found of eddy wearing a pink dress to anyone who will watch*

*Lights Silva on fire.*

*gives goon a medal for managing to set silva on fire when he only has thumbs*

*Adds the medal to his collection, then gives 321 a medal for spelling medal the right way.*

*continues lighting silva on fire*

*Pours hot tar all over Eddie.*

*Eats the hot tar and gets very fat and rolls over goonstalf squashing him*

*turns on his fat acidifier machine, causing eddie an excruciating death*

*Throws a cinder-block at 321.*

*catches the cinder block, crushes it, puts it in a protein shake and drinks it*

*Poops in the shake without 321 noticing.*

*321 goes and plays Goon's didge, and because the shake was alcoholic, he throws up all over and in it.*

*demands a video of goon playing his didge*

*Doesn't have a good camera to record it, so instead glomps Silva.*

*luckily I always carry my car battery with me and rip it open with my teeth and pour all the battery acid (an alkali) down my throat and it neutralises a the acidic fat and I'm fine but 321 isn't because an elephant which I telekinetically summoned fell on his head*

*321 does some quats with the elephant on his head while explaining to Edelweiss he would need a base, not more acid to neutralize the fat acid inside him*

*explains that a base is also known as an alkaline. and that although male excretions from the phallus are alkanines... they would not work to neutralize a really strong acid*

*321 asks why alkali metals are called alkali metals then, he didn't like physics much and didn't do well either.*

*slaps 321 and tells him that she doesn't know as she hates chemistry... and that it's not Physics.. it's chemistry.*