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*explains that a base is also known as an alkaline. and that although male excretions from the phallus are alkanines... they would not work to neutralize a really strong acid*

 

 

*Re-slaps silva and explains that a base and an alkali can be used interchangely*

 

*glares at eddie and kicks him in the face*

*explains to silva that he is taking physics this year, and that the mental scars run deep... but yes he meant chemistry. he also asks edelweiss why they aren't called base metals then... Also he drop kicks edelweiss.*

Physics was fun with my teacher. *kicks eddy again*

*whilst punching silva in the gut 321 explains that his teacher was horrible.*

*Pees on 321.*

*tornado kicks Goon*

*Blocks the kick with the side of his head.*

*321 is stunned and paralyzed by the brilliant move.*

*Uses 321's pause to headbutt him in the ear.*

*321 kicks goon in the crotch, the attack was worthless as Goon previously cut off 321's ears.*

*Stabs 321 with a pen.*

*Shoves Goon down the hole in the oil well in the Gulf of Mexico, for this he gets some massive amounts of poon and cash. *

*Mutates and becomes an oil monster, for this he gets massive poon and cash.*

*Mutates and becomes an oil monster, for this he gets massive poon and cash.*

*What he doesn't tel you is by massive poon he means massive as in size, meaning 600 pounds. Also by cash its only monopoly money. Also Goon sets him on fire.*

*Becomes a flaming oil monster, for this he gets much poon and real monies.*

*321 gets in a heated debate(hehe seem what I did there, "heated") about how Goon got any poon as he is on fire and what good money would be as he is on fire. Tho money can be traded electronically poon cannot, thus no poon for Goon(he he see there i rhymed)*

*Goon chuckles softly and shakes his head, then he explains to 321 how this isn't any regular poon, this is super poon. (which of course needs no explanation)*

*321 looks at Goon questioningly and mouths "Wonder Woman" as he elbow drops edelweiss*

*Shoves a worm down 321's throat.*

*What Goon doesn't know is that worms taste like bacon, and as Goon is on fire, it is cooked so it is even better. Also 321 throws the Hope Diamond at Goon*

*Has a friend named Hope Diamond, and was very confused for a second there. Then he slaps 321 in the back.*

*Tells goon that a pretty sweet name, then hits him with a humpback whale.*

*Kills the humpback whale, cooks it down for the blubber and precious ambergris, then makes 321 a pretty smelling perfume from the ambergris.*

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