*slaps goon for not having normal post/page settings*

*Drops a cinder block on Silva's head.*

*faints and falls into goon's arms*

*See's a shiny penny, and drops Silva to pick it up.*

*falls and cracks her head and dies*

*Hires a witch doctor and brings Silver back to life.*

*321 is actually the witch doctor, he brings her back in such a way so that she can only say dirty things.*

*Asks 321 if he can bring my pet goldfish back to life.*

*321 says he will, but if the goldfish ever hears the phrase "Holy Cow, a pig." it will transform into a Giant walking banana and attempt to rape him.*

*Goon gives back the goldfish. That's a risk he's just not willing to take.*

*for lack of anything better, backhands Goon.*

*Hurls a pack of hyenas at 321.*

*321 tames them then sends them to pull Goon apart by grabbing his limbs and running off in different directions.*

*Hurls a flock of geese at 321.*

*Intercepts the geese and converts them into an advanced avian strike force (A.A.S.F. for short).*

*Hits the button to detonate the miniature nuclear bomb he put inside each goose.*

*kicks goon in the stomach*

*Pulls Silva's ears.*

*brings out a jealous kitty who says that only she can pull my ears.. she takes one look at goon, and scratches his face off.. *

*Buys a new face off ebay that looks just like Silver's.*

*throws a vindictive kitty at him who thinks he smells terrible, and who scratches off his family jewels*

*Pokes Silva in the eye.*

*is wearing glasses and impervious to eye poking contests.. she pokes goon in the eye*

*tosses silver_wits into Jotunheim to be devoured by the frost giants*

*Does unspeakable things to Comical.*