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[Goonstalf]

*Pokes Mather in the eye.*

[The_Mather1]

*Headbuts Goon's kidney.*

[Goonstalf]

*Hurls Mather into the Sun.*

[The_Mather1]

*Divides Goons age by six.*

[silver_wits]

*stuffs an eggplant pizza into themather1's mouth*

[The_Mather1]

*Hugs Silver and barfs.*

[Goonstalf]

*Rubs Mather's belly.*

[silver_wits]

*tells goon to get off the table*

 

[Goonstalf]

*Holds Silver's legs up while she runs on her hands.*

[silver_wits]

<_< *turns around and bites goon*

[Napalm]

*Stabs Silver on the forehead with my pinky finger*

[Jehosaphat]

*flyingstabs Napalm through the appendix*

[The_Mather1]

*Falcon punches self underfoot*

[Goonstalf]

*Rubs Mather's face with a dirty sock.*

[The_Mather1]

*Grabs Goon's gallbladder with a teacup*

[Napalm]

*steals Mather's hat*

[Goonstalf]

*Cuts off Napalm's toe.

[The_Mather1]

*Eats Napalm's inner ear and reclaims hat*

[Goonstalf]

*Stares at Mather.*

[The_Mather1]

*Examines Goon closely, as if he was a statue*

[Goonstalf]

*Urinates all over Mather.*

[The_Mather1]

*Defacates clay blocks.*

[Goonstalf]

*Builds a little hut out of the clay blocks and hides in it.*

[The_Mather1]

*Begins eating truffles*

[Napalm]

*Spills blood from my cut off toe*