*decapitates Goonstalf and feeds his head to werewolves while I toss his body into Jotunheim to be devoured by frost giants*

*Does unspeakable things to Comical.*

*Does unspeakable things to silver_wits*

*Does unspeakable things to Comical.*

*does unspeakable things to self*

*throws 321Ownage off a cliff into a rocky beach*

*321 magically stops before imapct, and finds a beautiful woman, and they begin making love*

*points out that the "beautiful woman"is actually 321's mother*

*does unspeakable things to silver_wits*

*Does unspeakable things to Comical.*

*casts a spell for a a donkey to do unspeakable things to anyone who does unspeakable things to anyone after this post.*

*Does speakable things to 321 Ownage.*

*enjoys it and says "Thank you ma'am may I have another?"*

*hires 321 to do unspeakable things to himself*

*makes silver_wits watch Sesame Street*

*Forces Comical to listen to Justin Beiber*

*321 says HNNNNNNNNG*

*Rubs 321's belly.*

*forces Goonstalf to be eaten by the monster in his signature*

*Fills Comical's ears with jelly.*

*forces goon to read manga*

*Forces Silva to eat manga.*

*forces goon to sleep with manga*

*Forces manga to play badminton with Silva.*

*hits goon with a rolled up newspaper*