*Throws a handful of mud at Silva.*

*laughs at goon*

*Karate chops Silver in the throat.*

*gives goon crabs by sharing a toilet seat with him*

*Informs Silver that he never sits down to dispose of his waste. Ever.*

*Informs Silver that he never sits down to dispose of his waste. Ever.*

 

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*Gives Silver a swirly.*

*tells goon's mother what a bad boy he's been while in bed with said goon's mother*

*Defenestrates Silva.*

*eats popcorn*

*Defenestrates Silva.*

 

*deforests goon while keeping an eye on 321*

*Pokes Silva in the eye.*

*Pokes goon in the chest and offends her delicate lady sensibilities*

*Moonwalks past Siler_Wits*

*Hacks into Daxter's torso with an old fork.*

*Forks the torso over the and goon*

*Punches abc in the ear.*

*chews on goon's hair*

*Licks Silva's shoe.*

*pastes a "kick me" sign on goon's back*

*Runs around screaming and flailing his arms and knocks over Silver's priceless macaroni art.*

*tells goon's mother that the priceless mac art she made me for our anniversary was destroyed by her good-for-nothing son, promptly causing her to run berserk and maim goon*

*Takes Silva on a hot air balloon ride.*

*watches as goon tries to get the balloon to lift both of us up, but it won't as our combined weights are just too much*

*Takes off his concrete shoes.*