I love you for biting him for me.

I love you for liking watermelons over cucumbers.

I love you for throwing every cucumber you see onto the ground.

I love you for having never kissed a cucumber named themather1 :mellow:

I love you for making sure everyone knows that.

I love you because.. really.. you can never be too sure..

I love you for being covered in bugs.

I love you for mutilating underage cockroaches.

I love you simply because I'm a loving person.

I love you because you're burning hot. Pun intended.

I love you because you intneded a pun.

I love you for that typo.

I love you for paying enough attention to posts to notice typos.

I love you for nto paying any attention to topyos.

I love you for your top yo yos..

I love fou yor enarmous brests.

I love you for your sig.

I love you for your awesomeness.

I love you for your sigsomeness.

I love you because I have to

I love you because you're a filthy moderator.

I love you because of your use of the word "filthy".

I love you because you're not filthy... just indecent... *glances at his avatar*

I love you because of the way you punch me in the face while I'm asleep.

I love you for breathing manually.