Psycho clutched the blanket closer to him as the drow elf got indignant and wanted to draw on his face with permanent marker..

 

Mistletoe, beat, wild.

Silver, bumping, shameful

Silver got her hands dirty when kitty bumped into a fern and knocked it over with a shameful look on her face.

 

Shiny brays asinine <_<

The shiny ball of light brays in such a way frequently enrages the asinine inn keeper.

 

Lustrous, frolic, overburdened.

2 adjectives and a verb?

 

Chrome, super, touch

Chrome was said to be a super awesome browser, but its got a touch of down's syndrome.

 

Water drop electric

If you're a water type pokemon, you should stay away from electric type pokemon because they'll drop yo' ass.

 

Pig swim silly

Everyone thought the pig was crazy for joining the swim team, but during the first meet, he made everyone feel silly for doubting him.

 

Cot hanger, insert, shameful

Sorry, I'm not going to say it.

 

It felt very shameful when I inserted a paperclip into a cot hanger.

 

Keyboard lick sweaty

I'm glad you didn't because I didn't want you to.

 

The keyboard can be used to type many words like "lick" and "sweaty"

 

Forum Explode Panicked

I'd explode of everyone on this forum panicked.

 

Wifebeating condone small

It takes a small insignificant man to condone wifebeating

 

Rape Rape Sexual

A man named Rape is going to sexually rape you.

 

Right Right Right

I was right to right the vase, which was pushed over when I was trying to do a right.

 

post write hard

le sigh

 

It's hard to write a post.

 

Dog white soft

The soft dog needs a teeth whitening.

 

blanket fly frozen

The frozen blanket will fly.

 

Fire spin round

The fire hose sprays water on the round table where the quickly soaking wet strippers are dancing for money.

 

 

Box bury fuzzy

I will proceed to bury myself with this fuzzy box.

 

Plate Eat Wet

I'm eating a plate of wet noodles (quite literally)

 

Controller write bumpy

I write with a bumpy controller.

 

Hand stroke hard

When I hit my hand hard with a hammer, I stroked it to help it feel better.

 

desk fold plaid

I am folding up the plaid desk.

 

Balloon, fly, lumpy.

I couldn't believe that the lumpy wad of fabric turned into a hot air balloon, much less actually fly

 

Towel collapse prickly

The prickly towel collapsed from my hair as it pricked me.

 

Stone, fathered, delicious.