Pro: Hmm, he... um... he isn't might not be a serial killer.

Con: He's kinda lame sometimes.

 

Literacy.

Pro: The cornerstone to all forms of learning

Con: If the people at Fox news weren't literate, they couldn't do the things they do

 

Introducing shady characters who have never heard of RuneScape to /fg/

Pros: Hilarious.

Cons: They don;t know the joke is on them!

 

jokes.

Con: Sometimes feelings get hurt.

Pro: Prrrretty funny.

 

Switching things.

Pro: fresh

Con: people are creatures of habit.

 

habitats.

Pro: They're the perfect environment for whatever animal lives in 'em.

Con: We're running out of 'em.

 

Spiders.

Pros: make girls shriek...

Cons: you're not going to be popular with girls..

 

people who forget humans are animals.

Pro: Chances are they're incredibly sexy.

Con: They interpret things as they want to.

 

Danimals.

Pro: sounds like food

Con: too cute to eat

 

cute animals

Pro: They make you go "Bawwwww".

Con: Easy prey for the big animals.

 

Gasoline.

Pro: You can have lots of fun with it

Con: You could splode stuff up by accident

 

Photoshop

Pro: You can shoop hilarious pictures.

Con: If you suck at Photoshop, all your shoops will look terrible.

 

Those couches that have beds in them.

Pro: convenient for houseguests.

Con: they will either be comfortable couches and uncomfy beds, or comfy beds and uncomfortable couches.

 

annoying houseguests.

Pro: Keep the cat busy for a while.

Con: Eat all your food.

 

TV dinners.

Pro: quick and easy...

Con: doesn't taste that great.

 

Beelzebub

Pro: He's a prince.

Con: He's a giant hell-spawned insect.

 

Jelly.

Pro: delicious

Con: sugary

 

diabetics.

Pro: They're very conscious of their sugar intake.

Con: They have diabetes.

 

Scissors.

Pro: they cut stuff

Con: Edward Scissorshands

 

Edwards :twisted:

Pro: Some have scissor hands.

Con: Some sparkle. :???:

 

Flannel shirts.

Pro: warm

Con: itchy

 

goon not getting to reply to lots of topics.

Pro: It makes him sad, and Silver loves when Goon's sad.

Con: He gets to reply to all of the other topics which makes him happy, and Silver hates when Goon's happy.

 

Starfish.

Pro: has little suckers on the bottom.

Con: doesn't have a backbone.

 

Spiders.

Pro: Lessens the fly and moth population in my flat.

Con: Makes those annoying single web strands in the middle of nowhere that i accidentally walk through and then struggle for like 5 minutes trying to get it off.

 

Hats.

Pro: covers up bad hair days

Con: flies off with the wind.

 

elephants.