LordVeret Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 this is something ive been working on for the past few days as an excuse for not doing homework. :roll: its based on those "only in america" things that seem to spawn in random areas of cyberspace. Only in runescapeÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâæ ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæCan you slap down on the bank counter a raw, 900 lb shark with a gory harpoon still in its side and ask them to hold on to it for you indefinitely, no questions asked. The same goes for a demonic Staff of the Apocalypse and 30,000 cabbages. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæCan one walk around for long stretches of time never sitting down, never taking a shower, and never receiving a complaint from the people around you, who cannot POSSIBLY enjoy the smell of six monthsÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ congealed monster blood. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâæIs the phrase ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Åeat bandagesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 only in rs can you eat 10k trouts, without eventually throwing urself in the ocean and swimming away.. I remember a post on this from a long time ago, i'll try to post a lot of them here - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam007 Posted May 3, 2005 Share Posted May 3, 2005 Gonna go with "Only in runescape is it a good idea to talk to a mysterious old man bearing gifts." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katsuro0 Posted May 4, 2005 Share Posted May 4, 2005 Gonna go with "Only in runescape is it a good idea to talk to a mysterious old man bearing gifts." ever read or seen the movie IT? only in runescape can you get whacked with a huge sword, and not feel any pain at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargo_VI Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Great list ;) If you have a goal, go for it :D Work hard, be proud and be yourself ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjb21 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 and why didnt you suggest one? only in runescape you cannot hold a butter knife! 100% my own work, i make my own brushes: set 1 set 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargo_VI Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 and why didnt you suggest one? Are you refering to me? I have one on the list already. If you have a goal, go for it :D Work hard, be proud and be yourself ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjb21 Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 and again! so do aother! only in runescape can you cast a spell of fire to rain down on people you dont like! 100% my own work, i make my own brushes: set 1 set 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonking Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 Only in Runescape you can carry around a cannon twice your size in your backpack and still have room for 3 or 4 sets of armour. ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted May 5, 2005 Share Posted May 5, 2005 only in rs can you kill a monster and not have animal activists swooping all around you waiting to prosecute you - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crimsonking Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 only in rs can you kill a monster and not have animal activists swooping all around you waiting to prosecute you Lol good one :lol: ~^v^~Ex-Leader of the Divine Flames of Redemption~^v^~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted May 6, 2005 Share Posted May 6, 2005 only in rs can you kill a monster and not have animal activists swooping all around you waiting to prosecute you Lol good one :lol: Same could be said with: "Only in Runescape can you bash a man to death and have guards not give a damn" ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted May 7, 2005 Share Posted May 7, 2005 only in rs can a white man(andrew) terminate a black man for swearing :cry: - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quackamolian Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Only in Runescape can an un-armed man cripple a 10 foot tall demon into a pile of dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quackamolian Posted May 13, 2005 Share Posted May 13, 2005 Only in Runescape can you ask god to make a guy stabbing a sword into you repeatedly not hurt for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 13, 2005 Share Posted June 13, 2005 catch shark, tuna, and swordfish while dipping your harpoon 2 inches into the water...in the same spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Domovoi Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Only in runescape you can eat a pizza in two bites! :D Domovoi123-Level 80 f2pNoxious 0ne-Level 46 f2p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Origin Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Only in RuneScape you can kill another player and yell out: "OWNED N00B" Only in Runescape you can be attacked by dark wizards, fight large demons, and dont be afraid. Only in runescape a paper hat is worth the most alone, even more than a shield made of a dragon. Only in Runescape you can attack players in a area, not everywhere. Only in RuneScape you have so many money to buy a continent, but give it away for a paper hat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agresser Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 only in runescape can you steal 50 gold coins from a knight by repeatedly grabbing his shiny, armoured buttocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackalope14 Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 can you get kicked by gnomes and stoned by dwarves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 only in rs can u not fall from a paper glider will having downed ' 1233+3423+4553+1312+5533+2321+10482' beers+vodka+wiskey+cocktails of all shapes+gin+brandy+wine. in a row 'hic' http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loomysh Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 only in RS u can learn how to make diamond amulets only from sewing lots of cow hides :D F2P; RSN: Loomysh; 100cmb; 88smithing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
runescape102 Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 i don't know what you guy's are talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Brolly Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 only in runescape u can eat a whole lobster in 1 bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sligo Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 Only in runescape will students eagerly say to their teacher, "I need another assignment." Only in runescape can you shoot the same dragon thousands of times with a bow and arrow while standing behind a stalagmite, yet the dragon never figures out how to go around it. Only in runescape can you follow someone who is following you. Only in runescape there is never a need for a sanitary landfill. Only in runescape can you draw water from a multitude of sources, into a variety of containers, and never have to worry whether the water is fresh or the container is clean. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but, I am not sure you realize tht what you heard is not what I meant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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