TORTATPAM is that he isn't making me a sammich

TORTATPAM is that he would eat the sammich.

The one ridiculous thing about the person above me is that he has a freckle just above his right shoulder blade.

TORTATPAM is that he lives in a tiny shoe box.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't actually have bear fur.

TORTATPAM is that he lives in the state I lived the first half of my life in.

The one ridiculous thing about the person above me is his fourth ear.

Nope, its a newt.

 

TORTATPAM is that he thinks chilies and peppers are the same thing

TORTATPAM is that he thinks countries are vegetables.

TORTATPAM is that he thinks berries are countries!

TORTATPAM is that he thinks fruits are planets.

TORTATPAM is that he takes statements to their illogical extreme

TORTATPAM is that he thinks everyone besides himself is an alien.

TORTATPAM is that he is an alien

TORTATPAM is that he is an alien too.

TORTATPAM is that he posts far far too much

TORTATPAM is that instead of copying and pasting the letters "TORTATPAM", he types it out.

TORTATPAM is that she has memorized the entire works of Upton Sinclair.

TORTATPAM is that he just made that up about me!

TORTATPAM is that she won a fight against a T-Rex.

TORTATPAM is that he hasn't fought against a T-Rex yet.

TORTATPAM is that she still hasn't let me borrow her time machine to do just that.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't intend on being a scientist who can do cloning and use the dna to make a T-Rex

TORTATPAM is that she has yet to give find me a mosquito encased in amber that had sucked the blood of a dinosaur millions of years ago.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't know to steal an artifact like that.