TORTATPAM is that she won't sell me her burgling tools.

TORTATPAM is that he lacks imagination.

TORTATPAM is that she lives in a fantasy world of unicorns and giant scorpions.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't know about the website http://danneysa.uni.cc/ which evolved from the pass the cheese game.

TORTATPAM is that she thinks I would waste my time trying to get that cheese when I can easily go to the grocery store and buy some.

TORTATPAM is that he has still not clicked on the link : http://danneysa.uni.cc/

TORTATPAM is that she thinks I wouldn't click on a random link. Ofc I did. :ugeek:

TORTATPAM is that he was expecting a shock site like lemon party.

TORTATPAM is that she has lemon party as her internet home page.

TORTATPAM is that he has a virus on my computer where he remotely views my screen! :uhh:

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't seem to realise that I don't need a virus to accomplish that

TORTATPAM is that he's a combo breaker.

TORTATPAM is that he has never visited http://[bleep].org

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't realize [bleep] is the censor for quite a few words.

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't realise that bleep in this case was the f-bomb.

TORTATPAM is that she won't stop believin'.

The one ridiculous thing about the person above me is his feminine hands that he uses to carry bats.

TORTATPAM is that he wishes he had the proper hands for carrying bats like me.

TORTATPAM is that he carries bats in his hands.

TORTATPAM is that when she plays baseball she holds the bat with her feet.

TORTATPAM is that he watches cricket.

TORTATPAM is that she thinks I watch bugs.

TORTATPAM is that he likes mudkip.

TORTATPAM is that she doesn't find mudkips to be an annoying over-saturation of memes

TORTATPAM is that he doesn't realise that I usually forget what mudkip is really supposed to mean.