LiChef Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 A remember writing this story just before the big crash and people liked it, mainly because it was a comedy. But unfortunately i was unable to recover it on the Google Cache's. So where does one start? The Beginning of a new story? Chapter One: Let slip the dog's of War! Scott sat down and picked up the newspaper that lay in front of him. He looked at the front headlines and smirked. It read: "Let slip the dog's of War!". Scott looked behind him and saw his friend walk through the door. Michael. Michael had a tendency to change the headlines with a black marker pen. Scott turned back and started to wipe the paper with his sleeve. The ink did not come off. The headline was real. Scott read on through the article: "Late last night, at approximately 11:59pm, a small but capable dog slipped into the main frame of London Bank and stole the total sum of £200,000,000 worth of dog's food. There is only one suspect. Doggus McDogerty!" Scott sighed. He worked at the London Bank and had helped keep Doggus' identity a secret. Doggus also worked at the bank under a false name. Scott would never had helped him if he knew he was going to rob the bank. Scott got out of his chair and ran into the bathroom. Inside he saw Michael sat in last weeks bathwater, still in his clothes and waving a small rubber duck in the air. Scott frowned and immediately walked out. He went into the adjacent room sat down on a large mahogany chair. He looked down at the floor and sighed. He had been tricked by a lowly mutt... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Though its sad many people here don't put their stories on their computer, THE RANDOM STORY FEAT. A DOG IS BACK! YAY! HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 Chapter Two: The Royal Bank of No More Dog Food Scott walked into his workplace and strolled across the the cash in counters. he walked along the long line of cashiers and watched as they panicked whenever a dog asked to withdraw some dog food. Scott smirked as he got the end of the line and saw Doggus behind one of the counters. "So... We meet again Mr. Bond..." "Sorry i don't know who your talking about?" Doggus looked confusedly at Scott. "Do you happen to know about the robbing of this bank which you undertook under a false name and then robbed it of your own desire?" "I don't have a clue what you just said but yes" "Then i place you under citizens arrest Doggus!" Scott leaped over the counter as Doggus sprinted for the door. Scott ran after him only to be puzzled by the revolving door. He watched as the door span around for several minutes without any sign of stopping. He took his chance and walked into the mess of revolving steel and glass. He found himself outside with Doggus holding onto the end of a Hot Air Balloon rope. "Goodbye simple fool!" Doggus waited for the balloon to rise. It was many minutes before it did so. Scott sighed. He had been fooled by the mutt once again... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Chapter Two: The Royal Bank of No More Dog Food Scott walked into his workplace and strolled across the the cash in counters. he walked along the long line of cashiers and watched as they panicked whenever a dog asked to withdraw some dog food. Scott smirked as he got the end of the line and saw Doggus behind one of the counters. "So... We meet again Mr. Bond..." "Sorry i don't know who your talking about?" Doggus looked confusedly at Scott. "Do you happen to know about the robbing of this bank which you undertook under a false name and then robbed it of your own desire?" "I don't have a clue what you just said but yes" "Then i place you under citizens arrest Doggus!" Scott leaped over the counter as Doggus sprinted for the door. Scott ran after him only to be puzzled by the revolving door. He watched as the door span around for several minutes without any sign of stopping. He took his chance and walked into the mess of revolving steel and glass. He found himself outside with Doggus holding onto the end of a Hot Air Balloon rope. "Goodbye simple fool!" Doggus waited for the balloon to rise. It was many minutes before it did so. Scott sighed. He had been fooled by the mutt once again... LOLZ! Hot Air Balloon! HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 I know i don't say this often but i really appreciate the replies Bluegay :lol: (hehe my new material from a hidden source worked! thank you hidden source!) Chapter Three: A Blessed in Disguise Scott walked around his local park, Local Park, aimlessly. He had to find some way to stop Doggus and his fiendish plots. He needed someone loud. Someone couragous. Someone unstoppable. Someone absolutely barking. He span around frantically in search of such a person. To his left was a large squirrel. It was obviously a large man dressed as a squirrel but he fooled some people. The squirrel came running towards him. Scott closed his eyes and covered his face, preparing for impact. After a few moments when he had felt no impact he slowly opened his eyes. The man had removed his squirrel head and was holding it under his arm. He had a small bushy beard and looked a bit like this: "Z0MG! 1t'5 Br1an Ble55ed!" Scott shouted with happiness. Yes that's right, he speaks in l33t sp3ak now! "Hello old chap! Nice to see you, to see you..." he raised his hands waiting for a reply to the famous catchphrase. "Yes nice to see you too..." Scott sighed. He may be the funniest, loudest person in the world and he may of played Boss Nass in Star Wars 1 but he didn't have much of a way with words... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I know i don't say this often but i really appreciate the replies Bluegay :lol: (hehe my new material from a hidden source worked! thank you hidden source!) Chapter Three: A Blessed in Disguise Scott walked around his local park, Local Park, aimlessly. He had to find some way to stop Doggus and his fiendish plots. He needed someone loud. Someone couragous. Someone unstoppable. Someone absolutely barking. He span around frantically in search of such a person. To his left was a large squirrel. It was obviously a large man dressed as a squirrel but he fooled some people. The squirrel came running towards him. Scott closed his eyes and covered his face, preparing for impact. After a few moments when he had felt no impact he slowly opened his eyes. The man had removed his squirrel head and was holding it under his arm. He had a small bushy beard and looked a bit like this: "Z0MG! 1t'5 Br1an Ble55ed!" Scott shouted with happiness. Yes that's right, he speaks in l33t sp3ak now! "Hello old chap! Nice to see you, to see you..." he raised his hands waiting for a reply to the famous catchphrase. "Yes nice to see you too..." Scott sighed. He may be the funniest, loudest person in the world and he may of played Boss Nass in Star Wars 1 but he didn't have much of a way with words... I'm ONE PM away from getting anyone to say that suspended from these forums! Its against the rules! HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'm ONE PM away from getting anyone to say that suspended from these forums! Its against the rules! Thank you for your input on the story 8-) Chapter Four: Cairo International Scott sat next to Brian on the 747 to Egypt. Brian had a set of earphones and was watching snooker on the over-head TV. For once he was quiet. Scott turned away and looked out of the window. The clouds were whizzing past him like they were moving as well. Scott sighed. He didn't realise how bad Aeroplane food smelt. He could smell the occasional waft coming from the kitchen. "Oooohhhh Calamity! How! How! How! How! Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! I could of farted that in! You great steaming pillock!" Scott span his head round to see Brian roaring at the top of his voice at the TV. Scott smirked. What a voice he had. They soon arrived in Cairo International Airport. The winds were quickly whipping up a sandstorm. BScott looked round for Brian, only to see him charging ahead through the gale. Scott chuckled and began to make his way to the Luggage Collection Point. When he got there he found a small man dressed in red velvet clothing helping Brian with his bags. He passed Brian a small fan in which he fanned himself with. The man stood Brian up and began to clean the seat he was trying to sit on. "I'm being goosed!" Brian started shouting wildly at the man and hit him with his fan. Scott began to wonder if he should of brought Brian on the journey... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I'm ONE PM away from getting anyone to say that suspended from these forums! Its against the rules! Thank you for your input on the story 8-) :thumbup: And as for the story :thumbup: HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merker Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ah! heaps good, very funny. A criminal K9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ah! heaps good, very funny. A criminal K9. Very Ironic too. Usually K9s catch the criminals! HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawks Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Awesome random story!!! :thumbsup: sig by Soa.....tip.it times.....art & mediadeviantart/flickr/last.fm/steam/twitter/tumblr/youtube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Ironic, Random, Funny, etc. The Best Stories! :thumbsup: HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted June 26, 2008 Author Share Posted June 26, 2008 Chapter Five: The Temple of Cheap Scott and Brian sat in the back of a small carriage that was being carried by an equally small man. He ran ahead of them and in turn powered the carriage forward. It was method Scott had once seen in Eastern Asia. Suddenly, but as if expected, Brian said, "Why am i here!" He began banging his hand onto the carriage, making it difficult for the man to carry. Scott turned his attention back to his side of the carriage and watched where Brian had told the man to take them. He saw that he was taking them to a giant temple that was encursted with bits of plastic made to look like diamonds. When they arrived Scott jumped out and ran to the temple walls. He picked the bits of plastic with his fingernails. He recognised the texture to be that of a Coke Bottle. He looked to the side to see a small scrap of newspaper, glued to the wall, showing the words "This is a real diamond you know", drawn on with highlighter pen. "Whoever lives here certainly lives cheap" Scott looked around to see Brian storming off into the castle... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted June 27, 2008 Share Posted June 27, 2008 Lol, cheap person. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiChef Posted July 10, 2008 Author Share Posted July 10, 2008 OCC: I return! ICC: Scott caught upto Brian and saw him stood in front of what Scoot presumed was the King. Sat on the throne was a huge man, larger than Brian. His folds of fat rippled over the chair and onto the floor, almost concealing it. On his head was a tiara, that didn't glisten in the sun. Obviously plastic. "Excusemwa?" the man sat on his throne repeating the same words over and over again to Brian. Eventually Brian called off his verbal assault and moved onto something more phsyical... /m\_(-.-)_/m\"The sort of twee person who thinks swearing is any way a sign of lack of education or of a lack of verbal interest is just [bleep]ing lunacy" ~ Stephen Fry The Creativity Shack - A forum for Writers, Artists and Musicians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejayfan94 Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Scott caught upto Brian and saw him stood in front of what Scoot presumed was the King. Stood? Stand. EDIT: This was my 711th post... and I got it one day before my actual birthday on July 11th (7/11) Dangit. HomerSPC's Lets Plays : : Minecraft, Portal, Halo and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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