acidcantdie Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 A man and his wife were driving very fast along a small street when a cop pulled them over. He rolled down his window and said. "What's the problem officer?" "Do you know how fast you were going back then?" asked the cop "Actually I don't, my whole dashboard is broken, I was on the way to get it fixed" replied the man But the wife jumped in. "Now hunny both you and I know that it isn't broken, your just going way to fast!" said the wife. "Will you be quiet" the man whispered to his wife "Oh.. well then im going to have to write you a ticket" Said the cop "Thanks alot.. now i got a ticket!" argued the man to his wife "Well atleast you can pay all those unpayed parking tickets now arn't they 3 months old?" said the wife. The cop smiled and said, how many does he have? "Just over $1200 worth" smiled the woman "SHUT UP! YOUR GETTING ME IN TROUBLE" yelled the man "Well your running out of time... if you dont pay them soon I'll have to doulbe the fine" smiled the cop The man got so angry "FOR GODS SAKE WOMAN DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM, NOW SHUTUP OR YOU'LL WALK" he screamed The cop looked down "Ma'am does he always treat you like this?" The woman replied with a smile. "Nah, only when hes drunk" *sigh* sorry for making it so story like! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubsa Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 Almost as archaic as this joke: This is how much you all raised for charity. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futurama Posted June 16, 2005 Share Posted June 16, 2005 haha...good jokes :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predator Posted June 17, 2005 Share Posted June 17, 2005 Hehehehehe... ... Funny. Though I don't think you should make topics for 1 joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmercga25 Posted June 22, 2005 Share Posted June 22, 2005 very funny joke, and i like the comic, it so true... :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arbiter Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 Your face. Your girlfriend. Your life. I'm an [wagon] wagon [wagon] wagon wagon. I like saying wagon. Lets go get some wheels for my [wagon]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_pet_worm Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 wife:if i die, will you marry again? husband:probaly not wife:why, dont you like being married?*saddish face* husband:ok, yeah. i will probaly marry again wife:*sad face*will she use my car? husband:yes wife:will she live in this house? husban:yes wife:will she use my golf clubs? husband: no, shes left handed wife: *silence* husband: oh s*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightLite Posted June 23, 2005 Share Posted June 23, 2005 wife:if i die, will you marry again? husband:probaly not wife:why, dont you like being married?*saddish face* husband:ok, yeah. i will probaly marry again wife:*sad face*will she use my car? husband:yes wife:will she live in this house? husban:yes wife:will she use my golf clubs? husband: no, shes left handed wife: *silence* husband: oh s*** Lol!!! It took me quite a while to get that, but finally hit me up and I started crackin up. Great jokes :lol: - Only character in Runescape History maxed out in RSC and RS2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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