911 calls

[dsavi]

After every flight Qantas pilots fill out a form, which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

 

Quantas along with every other airline in existence.

[RichieMcD]

The last one is just idiotic :lol:

 

 

 

But this is my overall favorite

 

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

 

Caller: I' m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

 

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

 

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

 

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

 

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

 

 

 

Ultra - Contradiction :lol:

[loi86]

Ahhh being stupid isn't against the law, but abusing 9-1-1 is.

[RichieMcD]

This topic reminds me of a funny story. We rang one of our friends who was illegally growing cannabis for personal use pretending to be the police. We had him in belief that it was true lol and told him to ring back the police station. We knew one police officer in the station was called "Garda (Irish for police) Burke", he rang, asked for him. When Garda Burke answered the phone he asked what he wanted to talk to him about, he responded "the Cannabis plant I'm illegally growing in my back garden" :lol:

 

 

 

He got a 200 euro fine for that lol.

[Giordano]

911 calls...oh boy once I called 911 when there wasn't an emergency. #-o

 

 

 

I was like eight years old or so, and I thought if you pressed the number really fast and hung up the call won't transfer. It does. :wall: They called back five minutes later, basically telling my mother to be a better parent. (She already is. ) But yeah, damn did I feel like crap. Never called 911 again.