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DerekZoolandah

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Well, I'll do a play-by-play of the Spartan-ninja battle and why it was [cabbage].

 

 

 

Alright. Spartan's walking through a clearing in a forest. Ninja is watching. Ninja pops out, runs up to the back of the Spartan, prepares to kill. Shield comes in handy here. Nothing much happens until the ninja uses his flail-thing and trips the spartan. Ninja runs away. Spartan tries to stab ninja with big, deadly spear. Ninja uses scythe to cut the [bleep] out of spear and stab the spartan a little. Throws crushed broken glass in spartan's eyes, although apparently the spartan could blink it out within a second and keep chasing. They both throw stars and javelins and crap, but they suck at it, so nothing there. Ninja climbs up cliff, jumps down, and apparently spartan is able to poke his sword up and stab through the ninja. Spartan proceeds to stab the ninja about ten times.

 

 

 

Yeah.

 

 

 

The ninja would be more likely to throw his shuriken from the trees, or drop silently down behind and slit the spartan's throat.

 

 

 

Depends which ninjas we're talking about.

 

 

 

The cool ones, or the real ones.

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We got a [bleep]ing shovel. STUPID.

 

 

 

[hide=spoiler][bleep]ing Green Berets, always messing us up. Throw a Force Recon team in there, ain't no Spetsnaz gonna kill nobody with no super-knife. Or just blow them the hell up with some planes. THE AMERICAN WAY DAMMIT[/hide]

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We got a [bleep] shovel. STUPID.

 

 

 

[hide=spoiler][bleep] Green Berets, always messing us up. Throw a Force Recon team in there, ain't no Spetsnaz gonna kill nobody with no super-knife. Or just blow them the hell up with some planes. THE AMERICAN WAY DAMMIT[/hide]

 

 

 

[hide=]You noticed that the shovel took off the dummy's head in one swing right? :lol: And the knife only counted for 7 kills.[/hide]

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The spetsnaz are the special forces of the special forces. A lot of people die in training because they're not man enough for it.

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I don't like how they sometimes miss weapons, like the Yakuza had a sword, but they don't add that in.

 

 

 

Other than that, it's a pretty good show. The only real complaint I had was the Pirate Vs. Knight episode had a very obvious outcome since pirates have guns...

 

 

 

The new one looks to be alright, they have never done a one on one fight between two famous people before.

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