*looks at iFlat's profile*

 

You're such a creeper Goon.

It's what I do, brah.

Herp.

have to go to little cousin's birthday. Derp.

Hurr.

Hurr.

Durrrrrrrp?

N.

 

Said goodbye to my friend who is returning to California.

 

Its quite a trip from there to here to back there.

Aww, the girl Halo raped/got raped by is gone. :(

Wait, FG'ers have real life friends? Uhhh, me too. I've got loads of friends.... TONS OF 'EM.

I believe you.. you sound like the type of person to have lots of close friends.

 

College is the place to be for girls.

Alas, another sacrifice i made by choosing the service over college.

 

I'm gonna work on gettiing a girlfriend this year anyway.

 

Probably womn't be on any more tonight, gonna go wath the last Lord of The Rings movie. I've been watching the whole series on and off the past 2 days.

@goon, you mean the library? in the romance aisle?

College is the place to be for girls.

Alas, another sacrifice i made by choosing the service over college.

 

I'm gonna work on gettiing a girlfriend this year anyway.

 

Probably womn't be on any more tonight, gonna go wath the last Lord of The Rings movie. I've been watching the whole series on and off the past 2 days.

@goon, you mean the library? in the romance aisle?

That was one of the funniest things you've said. XD

 

I don't know why.

<_< it's true though...

 

if you go to the library, there are a bunch of girls.. if you go to the smut section.. there are a bunch of girls there who believe in foolish things like romance. all you'd have to do is follow one around for a while... then have a "chance" meeting with her...

 

while wearing a woolen sweater and dragging you feet so that when you touch her there are a bunch of sparks.

 

<_<

 

just sayin.

Or better yet.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc

vutt?

Remind me never to take relationship advice from Silver.

Silva, Who wants to know how to get da ladies.

To get ladies.. well it depends on what type of ladies you'd want... if you lowered your standards, you;d get lots and lots of fatties.... but not necessarily ladies. you might also get uglies. Also all females are generally evil. the ones that aren't evil are stupid. the ones that aren't stupid or evil are the ones who are asexual, or who are ugly and fat.<_<

 

it's nice being fat... lots of other ladies like you (if you are female) and they don't hate you because you're more attractive tthan them. I generally hate females my age because they're so annoying.. but I like older females because they're more mature and treat me better... I'd never date a female because I don't like them that way... but I know how they act...

 

but because they're so...many different types of females.. you gotta know what type of girl you like. or else... you're blind fishing in a pond of carp for an angelfish or a blobfish.

I'm tryn'a get sum of dem uglies.

You can get the uglies by being charming, dressing neatly, bathing more than once a year [ie bathing once a day], and getting to know the ugly first before asking her out.

 

see if you just ask her out the first time you see her, if she's a smart one, she might think you just want to get into her pants because she's an ugly.

I see.

Yea.. Not many people are downright ugly though... and those that are ugly.. well their ugliness forces them to be nicer people just to survive...

I like nice people.

My dad's like, "What'ru lookinat?"

 

I'm like, "Im reedin' hou 2 get dem girlies."

 

He's like, "Wats dis advic? u ned 2 lrn frm sm1 guud."

 

I'm like, "Yeah. I know."

Ax ur dad how to gt da uglies.

He sed 2 bet ur hed wid a hamham.

 

I tink eh meens a hamer.