Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 *looks at iFlat's profile* You're such a creeper Goon. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 It's what I do, brah. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Herp. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 have to go to little cousin's birthday. Derp. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Hurr. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Hurr. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkerFalz Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Durrrrrrrp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 N. Said goodbye to my friend who is returning to California. Its quite a trip from there to here to back there.Aww, the girl Halo raped/got raped by is gone. :( My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Wait, FG'ers have real life friends? Uhhh, me too. I've got loads of friends.... TONS OF 'EM.I believe you.. you sound like the type of person to have lots of close friends. College is the place to be for girls.Alas, another sacrifice i made by choosing the service over college. I'm gonna work on gettiing a girlfriend this year anyway. Probably womn't be on any more tonight, gonna go wath the last Lord of The Rings movie. I've been watching the whole series on and off the past 2 days.@goon, you mean the library? in the romance aisle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 College is the place to be for girls.Alas, another sacrifice i made by choosing the service over college. I'm gonna work on gettiing a girlfriend this year anyway. Probably womn't be on any more tonight, gonna go wath the last Lord of The Rings movie. I've been watching the whole series on and off the past 2 days.@goon, you mean the library? in the romance aisle?That was one of the funniest things you've said. XD I don't know why. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 <_< it's true though... if you go to the library, there are a bunch of girls.. if you go to the smut section.. there are a bunch of girls there who believe in foolish things like romance. all you'd have to do is follow one around for a while... then have a "chance" meeting with her... while wearing a woolen sweater and dragging you feet so that when you touch her there are a bunch of sparks. <_< just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Or better yet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh-Q8ru3oVc I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 vutt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Remind me never to take relationship advice from Silver. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Silva, Who wants to know how to get da ladies. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 To get ladies.. well it depends on what type of ladies you'd want... if you lowered your standards, you;d get lots and lots of fatties.... but not necessarily ladies. you might also get uglies. Also all females are generally evil. the ones that aren't evil are stupid. the ones that aren't stupid or evil are the ones who are asexual, or who are ugly and fat.<_< it's nice being fat... lots of other ladies like you (if you are female) and they don't hate you because you're more attractive tthan them. I generally hate females my age because they're so annoying.. but I like older females because they're more mature and treat me better... I'd never date a female because I don't like them that way... but I know how they act... but because they're so...many different types of females.. you gotta know what type of girl you like. or else... you're blind fishing in a pond of carp for an angelfish or a blobfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I'm tryn'a get sum of dem uglies. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 You can get the uglies by being charming, dressing neatly, bathing more than once a year [ie bathing once a day], and getting to know the ugly first before asking her out. see if you just ask her out the first time you see her, if she's a smart one, she might think you just want to get into her pants because she's an ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I see. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Yea.. Not many people are downright ugly though... and those that are ugly.. well their ugliness forces them to be nicer people just to survive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 I like nice people. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 My dad's like, "What'ru lookinat?" I'm like, "Im reedin' hou 2 get dem girlies." He's like, "Wats dis advic? u ned 2 lrn frm sm1 guud." I'm like, "Yeah. I know." My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Ax ur dad how to gt da uglies. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 He sed 2 bet ur hed wid a hamham. I tink eh meens a hamer. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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