typo, i actually realized that right before i read you comment.

 

As a summary, if there were no strings attached I'd plow her. But idk bout long termish.

 

Ownage, hair stylist jailbait. Also, I got a military discount, saved me 3 bucks.

Ignore her, as she probably wasn't your type.

 

Hair stylists are usually skinny.

he was kinda busty,

1 typo, everyone panics. you all just jelly.

:3

also I don't know if i want to shave the sides of my head or just leave it really short. input?

1 typo, everyone panics. you all just jelly.

I had girls coming to me in the dead of night back in the summer.

No, I am not.

Then you got raped by her Halo. It's not that much of an improvement.

Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

Pizza in a minute or two. :thumbsup:

Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

Huh

Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

Huh

Friend Zone-What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

 

Friend Zoned-When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Why is my pizza hotter than usual?

 

I burned myself. ;_;

*privately wonders to herself how dax will eat pizza when he's tied up to pepsi the cucumber*

Walk into the pizza place and drop kick somebody.

@Ownage's friend zone post

Oh.

Did that once with this other girl, turns out two of my friends banged her with in two weeks of each other, shes in a relationship, a raging alcoholic and could possibly fail out of highschool.

Close call on that one.

 

Also, the one that took me away during that Skype call has been a good friend of mine for many years, the thought of being in a relationship with her never crosses either of our minds.

Well, mine for sure.

 

Edit: suddenly activity out of nowhere.

Gah. I hate not being able to finish what I planned to finish.

Oh wait, I thought someone posted, I could have sworn it said Dax posted. :mellow:

That glitch.

I'm attempting to finish English. :3

I'm attempting to finish English. :3

Oh now it works.

It must have...Predicted the future.

:blink:

I couldn't stand getting notifications that this thread updated.

 

There'd be too many. :3

O_O

I couldn't stand getting notifications that this thread updated.

 

There'd be too many. :3

Email notifications? I turned off that thing years ago.

Notifications, notifications everywhere.