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typo, i actually realized that right before i read you comment.

 

As a summary, if there were no strings attached I'd plow her. But idk bout long termish.

 

Ownage, hair stylist jailbait. Also, I got a military discount, saved me 3 bucks.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Ignore her, as she probably wasn't your type.

 

Hair stylists are usually skinny.

he was kinda busty,

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1 typo, everyone panics. you all just jelly.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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also I don't know if i want to shave the sides of my head or just leave it really short. input?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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1 typo, everyone panics. you all just jelly.

I had girls coming to me in the dead of night back in the summer.

No, I am not.

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Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

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Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

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You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

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You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

Huh

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Then you got raped by her Halo. I'm so jealous.

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You were in the friend zone and we all know it.

Huh

Friend Zone-What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

 

Friend Zoned-When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Walk into the pizza place and drop kick somebody.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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@Ownage's friend zone post

Oh.

Did that once with this other girl, turns out two of my friends banged her with in two weeks of each other, shes in a relationship, a raging alcoholic and could possibly fail out of highschool.

Close call on that one.

 

Also, the one that took me away during that Skype call has been a good friend of mine for many years, the thought of being in a relationship with her never crosses either of our minds.

Well, mine for sure.

 

Edit: suddenly activity out of nowhere.

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Oh wait, I thought someone posted, I could have sworn it said Dax posted. :mellow:

That glitch.

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I'm attempting to finish English. :3

Oh now it works.

It must have...Predicted the future.

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I couldn't stand getting notifications that this thread updated.

 

There'd be too many. :3

Email notifications? I turned off that thing years ago.

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