Oh.

...

yes... i love guys like that... but i know they don't exist... so i'll settle for a guy that likes cooking for me.. and will do whatever i want.

(->)

wat?

 

i wouldn't be able to live with someone who touched me too hard when my skin hurt as i'd yell at him.

(->)

or lets say he's a wimpy boring guy who likes to cook... and i want to try.... giving... oral to him... but he turns me down because it's against his religion or he thinks good women shouldn't do it or some stupid reason like that.

 

 

if he can't do as i want... he's not my dream guy.

What if you are a bout to give him oral and find out he is actually a woman?

depends on how she tasted.

i mean i'd tell her i don't like women! *runs away*

 

 

i'm not gay!!!!

How would liking women make you gay?

Yeah, you're a guy.

so if i'm a guy it's ok to want to do other guys right?

That means you're gay

I like women. If I was a women i'd play with my breasts all day.

it does?

 

oh well i'm ok with that... two guys going at it is way hotter than two girls could ever be

@shiny eat more and you'll eventually grow breasts.

What games don't suck?

minecraft

CoD MW2 @@@@@@@@

 

Oh wait...

What games with more than 2 hours of gameplay don't suck?

Hurr. Hi.

Dat Bows.

snakes and ladders

snakes and ladders

Eels and Escalators.