Jump to content

Last one to post wins


ProtoGuy

Recommended Posts

pepsi its gonna be something incredibly stupid I bet, prepare 4 her friend likes u.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

probably

ok so this is what happen

the one girl i can trust i talked to about me trying to get her

she tells her friend thats homeschooled about it

she told her friend that still goes to school and she took it the wrong way

and she asked pepsigirl if we were going out

now complications comes

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I'd ask her out, the beans are already spilled, trying to dodge it now is like trying to get out of a rockslide thats already got you pinned.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

well i told her everything from me talking to my friend to telling her my true feelings

did nothing cept she ask questions every know and then

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

@pepsi: eek...well, if she asks about it, just deny it entirely. Most girls know the percentage of the time that their friends lie (which in most cases, is quite a lot). Just pretend that the girl made the whole thing up, and eventually, pepsigirl will believe you more dependant on how frequent you've lied to her in the past...oh, and I vote in renaming this thread the 'off-topic crazy fun and youtube banter discussion thread'...

div>
Link to comment
Share on other sites

well i told her everything from me talking to my friend to telling her my true feelings

did nothing cept she ask questions every know and then

This is that awkward time when no man knows what women do during such periods.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

yep and this is the part

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Wimmin are too confusing.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

stork

thanks for spamming what we dont care

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well, you've left yourself in an odd spot pepsi. You've told the truth, thus making yourself look like an honest man. Even if you don't win over those 2, the fact you're honest guarantees you a 1 in 5 chance of finding a girl who likes you (provided you base it on the 5-tick dating scale). Oh, and if you're wondering what that is:

 

Every girl looks for a guy with the following 5 traits:

 

-honesty

-a good sense of humor

-relatively good wardrobe/fashion

-a relatively good family life

-a common hobby that you/the girl share

 

The more traits you have, the better....

div>
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Money is the trump card though.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

if all they want is teh moneyz ill [bleep] slap them with $100 dolla bills and to get out

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

*claps hands one time*

ok then

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So yeah. My two friends and I, mainly them I just watch, rape this one freshmen daily.

And by rape I mean they hold him down while bashing his head into on of their groin areas. Today they were doing it in the hall when the headmaster came walking down the hallway, he just kept walking while shaking his head, didn't say a thing. We laughed and laughed, so awkward.

 

Our main goal is to cause as much emotional trauma as we can till we graduate. So far, it's working. Poor bastard.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Is this like /FG/ romance time or something?

 

I ask girl to prom.

Halo goes to a formal dance.

321 thinks he might get Russian girl.

Pepsi gets in awkward drama with girl.

 

What the heck man?

 

Edit: Also, Halo, you're now officially a complete [bleep]ing douchebag.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Edit: Also, Halo, you're now officially a complete [bleep]ing douchebag.

[hide=Pro tip] He likes it.

Also he kind of deserves it and isn't getting hurt, it's just all sick, demented, fun.[/hide]

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.