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I wish I had a random asian grandpa.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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For once?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well yeah. He did kill you that one time.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Psycho is kinda right. You might not like it but you gotta be tough on her to be sure.

 

-Be clear in what your saying, don't beat around the bush. EX: You know he's bad for you (list reasons).

-Don't be aggressive, but don't sugar coat it. EX: Staying with him is silly, I don't think you've considered the situation properly.

-Try to avoid exposing ulterior motives. Ex: DONT SAY 'I love you more than he does Lacey, come ride away with me on my unicorn stallion and we can be happy forever."

-DO NOT LET HER DEFLECT! This is a key tool in the woman's arsenal. EX: You:"You need to do something about him," Her: I don't wanna talk about it."

 

Above all remember. WIMMIN DO NOT LIKE LOGIC WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS! SO USE IT!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Who hates me cuz I'm black.

NO!

 

Well, yes...

 

*sigh*

 

I'm sorry Goon. Forgive me?

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Psycho is kinda right. You might not like it but you gotta be tough on her to be sure.

 

-Be clear in what your saying, don't beat around the bush. EX: You know he's bad for you (list reasons).

-Don't be aggressive, but don't sugar coat it. EX: Staying with him is silly, I don't think you've considered the situation properly.

-Try to avoid exposing ulterior motives. Ex: DONT SAY 'I love you more than he does Lacey, come ride away with me on my unicorn stallion and we can be happy forever."

-DO NOT LET HER DEFLECT! This is a key tool in the woman's arsenal. EX: You:"You need to do something about him," Her: I don't wanna talk about it."

-do that

-do that

-i has other note sort of ealing with this in a way ("I want to be with you so much, but when i talk to Brice, I feel like being with him is right. But the other 95% of time, im always thinking of you and wanting to be with you. When i see you, I instantly smile and feel happy.Brice is constantly telling me he misses me and thinks im so beautiful, but with you, you always tell me at the right time.Your not obsessed with sontantly telling me like brice is. Sometimes I feel like he just says it out of habit and doesnt mean it. But i know he means it. And then with you, you tell me normally, not obsessivelly.")

-do that but then she purposely gets off or crap like that

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Oh I'm changing the name of my wolf from Lyall to Saxton.

Just saiyan'.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My next wolf I'm naming Achilles.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Make it clear that you're not willing to put up with it for much longer, if you haven't already. She may be under the (hopefully) mistaken impression that you'll wait for her forever even when she's wasting time with a ridiculous joke of a relationship

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Make it clear that you're not willing to put up with it for much longer, if you haven't already. She may be under the (hopefully) mistaken impression that you'll wait for her forever even when she's wasting time with a ridiculous joke of a relationship

This.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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FFFFFFFFFFF

I just saw a mosquitoes in my room.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And brutally killed the bastard.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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well i have told her i would wait

most importantly i wat her out of that [cabbage] she calls a 'relationship'

she is also under a lot of stress

her friends are mad at her for whatever reason

and then yougot a couple other girls talking behind her back about her and brice (ANOTHER REASON TO BREAK UP WITH HIM)

and then you got this smokin' drunkie called her boyfriend

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Yeah. A Mosquitoes.

What the flying [bleep].

Dat harmony posting with Pepsi.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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HEY HEY PEPSIGIRL I HEAR YOU'RE KINDA HOT YOU WANNA GO OUT TO MY TRUCK AND WE CAN MESS AROUND?

 

(Oh god my hick's showing again. :/)

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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If 99.5g of ammonium phosphate is dissolved in 936 grams of water what would the boiling point of the solution be? (Kb = 0.512ºC) Answer to two decimals ignoring significant figures. Do not include units.

 

HOW

 

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Oh shi- Cowboy Bebop is on in 10 minutes.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I remember learning how to do what pie posted, but I don't remember it and I don't have enough mental capacity atm to search my brain for it.

 

And that is the state in which I am writing my research paper.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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It's only 2 am.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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