SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 So pepsibro, how goes life? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I was once told, that if you put a condom on your head, you gain superpowers. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Remember when we used to get all butthurt over stuff?Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 That is very true and you should try it. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 wimmin are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet than on your weiner. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Mhmm. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 i'm gonna do an online quiz for science knowing barely anything about how to do these calculations. let's see what i get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 OH YEAH I ALMOST FORGOTlacey was telling she wasnt use to me caring for herso i could go the brice routeget drunk every 2 1/2 weekssmoke dailyget pissy and [bleep] at her at timesand go to the same churchMAYBE JUST MAYBE itll work or just listen to halo The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 U dun got friendzoned bro. And she's a tease. it happens to the best of us. i know because I am the best of us. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Lol. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Halo is also cool God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I know a kid who stretched a condom over his head once. He had a really small head. Both kinds. He was [bleep]ing [developmentally delayed]ed and he was a wannabe gangster. I say was because he got expelled from my high school. And my middle school. And the other high school/middle school. I kinda hope he's not alive anymore. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Lol. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Spencer,I honestly don't know what I'd do without you. You really make me think of my life and how it should go. I'm laying in bed right now and all i can think about is you(sounds wrong but she didnt mean it that way lol). I want to be with you so much, it hurts. This may sound wierd, but when I think of my future, I see two things, me and brice(boyfriend) settling down right away. You and me going somewhere for college and actually living a little. After i got off the phone with you, I told my mom not to expect brice for easter and I told her what happened and about brice maybe dumping me and she said it sounds like its for the best. Spencer, I've never met/known anyone who has cared this much for me and sincerely mean everything. I love you so much for that. I feel horrible for pouring everything out to you, but you're the only person i feel like i can trust. I have like this giant pit feeling in my stomach. I feel like barfing or crying or something like that... 1:06 am, still got that feeling lol. I hate to admit, but i think you're right. Brice and I aren't working out, but more then likely he'll dump me this weekend. Ugh! I have no idea what's wrong with me, but I have a major headache and bodyaches. See what tiredness does to a person? lol, but i cannot stress enough that I love how you make me feel like I matter. I don't know what happened with brice, but it kinda wore off. Ugh! I need to stop alk about him, sorry.For the Language ISATs, a 226 was the lowest you could get for passing(i got 238(proficient), got pissed cause i didnt get advance(and we all know im not good at language)). You passed, not failed. You never fail, atleast not in my book. :) Oh, one more thing about brice, he still hasnt said anything about the luke thing(my friend sent him a message and called him a gay [bleep] and what not and they [bleep]ed each other out). I even knida hinted about it and nothing. Another thing about brice, sorry lol, but when we talk, all of a sudden it becomes awkward and we don't really have anything to talk about. But with you, we can talk about anything, literally, lol. Oh! and with my parents, they wouldn't really care care if you went to church or not, they just want me to keep going.-LaceyP.S. I love you most.P.P.S You still have to tell me your dream. :) P.P.P.S. Promise me you'll never forget I love you. the dream was wierd, it involved her, taking a test at a school i never went to, going on a longboat on a river next to the school, and then her and her friend asking me questions when i was playing games. -LaceyP.S. I love you most.P.P.S You still have to tell me your dream. :) P.P.P.S. Promise me you'll never forget I love you. -LaceyP.S. I love you most.P.P.P.S. Promise me you'll never forget I love you. -LaceyP.P.P.S. Promise me you'll never forget I love you. she tells me she still loves me, but says she warned me that she would hurt me(which i did remember) but then its like this -LaceyP.S. I love brice most.P.P.S. Promise me you'll never forget I love brice.P.P.P.S. i have a boyfriend that treats our relationship like [cabbage] but i dont care, he has potential The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 He did it in the middle of a class too. He was just like, "Herp derp, teacher's out of the room, condom goes on my head now!" He also played with a tampon in the middle of that class. While the teacher was there. In fact he asked the teacher what it was. God I [bleep]ing hated that kid. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Pepsi, girls will say anything and everything at you.Never EVER take something from a girl seriously. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Unless shes got your balls in her vice-like grip. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 I feel like Pepsi is having this kind of conversation with Pepsigirl: P: So... that boyfriend of yours... i think that.. you know.. if its not too much trouble... you shouldn't see him anymore...PG: I know but.. well its complicated...P: Oh, ok. that's fine... its just... you know... you said you loved me and allPG: I do love you! but its just not that simple..P: I see... that's ok... i just think you shouldn't be with someone you don't lovePG: I don't love him, i just need to keep dating him...P: Oh, ok. In other words, I feel like he's asking wimpy questions, and he's letting her get away with evasive answers. I'm not advocating you being a [bleep] to her, however you can't let her go away knowing that you're ok with what she's doing.And you need to tell her that ending her ship is something she has to do. Be a man and tell that [bleep] what's what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Pepsi, love is an empty word to many is not most people. She's teasing u pepsi. She might not even realize she is, but she is. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 im sorry but i have to rage at times The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Well, you came to the right place. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Thats one of the job requirements of bro, listen to ragin'. Or at least stick around and let them talk at you. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 Ahem. I shall have to take this opportunity to dissent with the majority opinion. See, they say she's teasing you, however... that's not a given. they don't know the circumstances well enough to make that call. Just exhaust every opportunity before you give up on her, is all I am saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 1, 2011 Share Posted May 1, 2011 All of this fascinating discussion makes me want to pop in and out of a paper tube. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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