H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 The last part of your post Seany is every shooter ever made. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Not really Halo:The Covenants are on a mission to destroy humanity as a race. It is your job to stop them by any means necessary, by striking key objectives you put a dent in their war effort.There's smaller intricacies I could go into but for the sake of tl;dr I won't get into them. Call of Duty 4:Baddies are getting nuclear bombs and stoof, find out who is behind it and stop them. Baddies blow up a nuclear bomb killing ur bros. Find baddie and kill him. Try not to get killed by baddies as you escape. Call of Duty 5:A baddie is mad that you killed the other baddie so he frames US people for the massacre of a bunch of Russkies. Russkies invade. Fight back the russkies, find the baddie and kill him, get the truth out. Homefront:Baddies invade America. Grrr I'm mad. Get some oil tankers to the US Army. Take the Golden Gate Bridge. End Game. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Pretty sure Call of Duty 5 was more of:[garden tool] [cabbage] its WWII! Kill some Nazis and Japs! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I call that COD: WAW. It was never supposed to be CoD 5, people on the internet just called it that even though the makers said, yeah it's not CoD 5. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I tried to post a post trolling 321 for his taste in video games, but then I didn't. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 It's ok if you do Tyler, you're probably right. You're such a swell guy I can't see how you'd be wrong. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Yeah you're such an awesome guy Tyler! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Edit: ^ Nice edit Halo. Is it weird that I'm starting to feel threatened by the sheer lack of hostility from people? Something's wrong with me... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tyler is a pretty cool dude! God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Threatened? Why should you feel threatened Tyler? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 you're not weird, you're great! :^_^: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I don't know that's the problem! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Aw shucks, don't get down on yourself Tyler! You're #1! God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Guys...stop...please... I can feel my sanity slipping away. And not in a violent way... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Oh please Tyler. Don't be so silly! You're such a silly fellow!Hah! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tyler? Insane? Impossible! He's such a capital fellow! God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Welp, I'm out. Have fun being hallucinations guys. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Don't leave Tyler! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Noooo! Don't go Tyler! We can all watch anime together and make cute little manga edits! God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 What is this I don't even. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Tyler, you aren't perfect. You're human... we think... but perfect you ain't. There, I fixed the overly optimistic mood of this thread. Now back to Dwarf Fortress and butchering kittens and tossing their skulls under a bridge to be obliterated to kingdom come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 What is this I don't even.*latches onto Dax* Oh god something real. Please don't let me go Dax. I'm scared... My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Oh Stork. You're just jealous of Tyler's awesomeness. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Nah, you're the awesome one Halo. Way more than I am. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Naaah. You're the one with a badass suit, bow, and black belt. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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