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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So yeah, saw pictures of a classmate half naked today. I may or may not have gotten a mild erection which i skillfully hid behind my waistband.

 

Really? A picture of a girl in a bra was that arousing? Is this not normal or am I desensitized to sexy stuff? :unsure:

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Oh man the stories I'll share in my Biography, when I become rich and famous, will be ones to boot. I just want to thank you guys.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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So yeah, saw pictures of a classmate half naked today. I may or may not have gotten a mild erection which i skillfully hid behind my waistband.

 

Really? A picture of a girl in a bra was that arousing? Is this not normal or am I desensitized to sexy stuff? :unsure:

321 is just sheltered.

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@ben

 

if you only ever see a person fully clothed,and you see them in a very revealing/sexy outfit... it's actually more sexy than nudes.

 

for some people anyways.

 

long ago, just flashing someone your ankles was sexy to people.. these days.. its all about other stuff.

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So yeah, saw pictures of a classmate half naked today. I may or may not have gotten a mild erection which i skillfully hid behind my waistband.

 

Really? A picture of a girl in a bra was that arousing? Is this not normal or am I desensitized to sexy stuff? :unsure:

321 is just sheltered.

nah girls in bras don't usually do it. I think it was the fact that she was pretty much standing right next to me, so having a reference picture left little to the imagination. Also, as i said, it wasn't full blown, but if you've ever worn gym shorts, the slightest boner is easily noticeable, so i had to stow it.

 

Edit: Also as i said, she's a tease.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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My face when the south was suffering a drought.

Now they're suffering a flood.

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God is such a [bleep] sometimes right?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yes.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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They're flooding a bunch of farmland and other people's houses/livelihoods so the water doesn't get all the way down to New Orleans and flood there. Because you shouldn't have to suffer the consequences of living in a city below sea level. Next to the sea.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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for women that dress very conservatively, sometimes just unbuttoning and showing a hint of cleavage is more sexy to their boyfriends than some harlot in a miniskirt.

 

this principle of woman trickery interests me greatly...

 

as i'd rather give my future husband torture the easy way.

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No but in all seriousness, if you stop bathing all at once, that's just god damn nasty.

You're like setting yourself up to further distance people from you.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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nah girls in bras don't usually do it. I think it was the fact that she was pretty much standing right next to me, so having a reference picture left little to the imagination. Also, as i said, it wasn't full blown, but if you've ever worn gym shorts, the slightest boner is easily noticeable, so i had to stow it.

 

Edit: Also as i said, she's a tease.

That makes sense.

 

I'd say 90% of the guys in my year have nude photos of at least 20 different girls from my year and the year below on their phones. I've been shown them, never kept any that have been sent to me though. I think it's just creepy. (Not to mention that the idiots that carry them around could be done for child pornography.)

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nah girls in bras don't usually do it. I think it was the fact that she was pretty much standing right next to me, so having a reference picture left little to the imagination. Also, as i said, it wasn't full blown, but if you've ever worn gym shorts, the slightest boner is easily noticeable, so i had to stow it.

 

Edit: Also as i said, she's a tease.

That makes sense.

 

I'd say 90% of the guys in my year have nude photos of at least 20 different girls from my year and the year below on their phones. I've been shown them, never kept any that have been sent to me though. I think it's just creepy. (Not to mention that the idiots that carry them around could be done for child pornography.)

I've seen a few of my female classmates naked, never had the pics sent to me though.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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(Not to mention that the idiots that carry them around could be done for child pornography.)

Just like what happened to my friend, oddly enough shares the same name.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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No but in all seriousness, if you stop bathing all at once, that's just god damn nasty.

I understand that, but what if you stagger it out. Say like 1 day, then bump it up another day periodically?

Then you just spiral into a pit of disgusting.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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What difference does it make? You'll just progressively stink worse and worse as time goes on.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh wait. Got that confused with Lent's post in the other thread. Was thinking of the shampoo thing.

 

Yeah, don't stop bathing.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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