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Did anyone else notice how we stopped having guests a long time ago?

 

There are always newbies lurking, but not guests, not anymore.

Nah, the guests usually show up during Aussie hours.

 

I know this because I am often awake during Aussie hours. >.>

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ladyfriend wants me to go to church with her tomorrow.

 

nothanks.

This is how I imagined the conversation:

Ladyfriend: "Hey Sean...Wana go to church with me tomorrow?

 

Seany: MTVK3.jpg

 

 

Without the middle finger.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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ladyfriend wants me to go to church with her tomorrow.

 

nothanks.

 

I don't think I could be with a church-going religious type lady.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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it was more like,

 

Ladyfriend: so u wanna come to church with me tomorrow?

Me: I'm good.

Ladyfriend: :( pl :( for me?

Me: No thanks, I'm not a fan of the chruch atmosphere

Ladyfriend: :'(

 

and she just sent me a thing trying to convince me, too long to type out.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You are not the bad guy Seany.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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latest text:

 

Along the lines of...

 

"Church is important to me, if you are seriously considering a reltionship u'd at least try."

 

Me:"I respect that, but I don't want church in my life."

 

Yup, I'm the bad guy.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh, she is one of those people...

Eeehhh Yeah...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh, she is a woman

Eeehhh Yeah...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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No, "Jesus-Christ-holy-[cabbage]-women" aren't my thing. Like what Dax said earlier.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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She's pulled the old, do it to make me happy, card.

 

what do.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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She's pulled the old, do it to make me happy, card.

 

what do.

Go for it.

Learn how to master your acting skills. Pretend to enjoy it.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Whew temporary reprieve. She said i should come next week cuz she's singing. Now I have a whole week to stock up on excuses, or resign myself to go.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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SEANY

 

SEASON FINALE OF DOCTOR WHO IS ON IN 10 MINS

 

Well, see you guys in about an hour.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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but there have only been like 5 episodes...

 

also,

 

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Fighting crime, saving lives, interfering with the plans of hard-working villains. Why, you are nothing but a bunch of trouble-makers!

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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lacey not caring that i dont go to her church, only her mom

awwh yeah

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Yeah, not gonna go to church just to make her happy. How to put that so she doesn't get incredi-mad is the true challenge.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah, but despite being religious, she lets me get away with a good bit :P.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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