Damn thunder storms. About an hour ago there was literally lightning every 5-10 seconds.

I like thunderstorms. Then again, they're fairly rare 'round these parts.

Move to the States? Anyway, it looks like it'll be over in about an hour.

Doubled.

I'll pass.

SEE

HE DOUBLE

YEAH BUT HE'S MONK AND I DON'T DO THAT.

 

DAMN STRAIGHT.

About to hit a hot spot in the storm..

GOD DAMN.

Errbody be multipostin'.

 

Dammit.

tsk tsk tsk monk

NO.

YES!

Nah.

But why not? :(

 

Anyway, I've got to get off and get to work. Cya guys in about 5 hours.

Farewell.

>mfw i lost connection to xbox

off to minecaft then

BUT THEN

>mfw im looking at the history and saw that my dad went on a dating site

>he has a girlfriend

WHAT THE [bleep] IS GOING ON

Lulz.

he be doing something

Hehe.

>mfw they break up

>she lives down the street now

so many lawls will come from my mouth

but god i hate her kids

 

Pictured: Pepsi's face when anything.

 

*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

the end

 

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>mfw i found it

 

>mfw dax figured it out

That is the worst, yet at the same time, greatest story ever.