You still got a tail

he'd squak in protest!!

We should give him a brightly colored plastic ring to calm him down

Oh my. I actually want to do this paper. It's not due till Tuesday but I feel the urge to do it now, for entertainment.

 

What is wrong with me?

Don't worry. Take some deep breaths and you'll go back to not wanting anything to do with school work.

 

That awkward moment when you see your [former] best friend and feel like you can't talk to her because she doesn't want you to exist while her boyfriend is right there, and then the next awkward moment when your [former] best friend's sister tells you the stupid boyfriend is at their house and you don't say anything because if he wasn't I'd be there because there's a birthday party going on

That's pretty rough... Not being able to go to your best friend's birthday because of her idiot boyfriend.

 

It's only awkward because you make it out to be so.

No... its pretty awkward regardless.

 

[hide=I chuckled. Offensive by the way.][/hide]

Why is a world map offensive?

 

how hard is it to get into law at yale ?

Grades are meaningless. Its all about either being rich enough to "donate" or being well connected enough to get in based on who you know.

 

Just darker. Just for winter, you guys probably notice that a lot of girls color their hair darker for the winter months and lighter/get highlights for spring. I like it darker anyway, and the semi-permanent color makes my hair soft and shiny.

Sounds like way too much trouble. I just leave my hair alone, and it leaves me alone.

 

10 MINUTES

 

 

It's pretty cliche to throw around the word cliche.

Its pretty cliché to spell "cliché" improperly.

 

I still liked the fact Vampires were the porn stars of the supernatural world prior to the era of Twilight/vampire romance novels.

Twilight had vampire baseball. That is all.

 

Meanwhile, somewhere in India, 2200 years ago.

Doesn't the word 'meanwhile' preclude it taking place 2200 years ago?

 

Meow.

 

Pika?

 

 

No. Pokemon is [bleep]ing stupid.

I found this exchange delightful.

 

Pokemon is almost as retarded as My Little Pony.

 

No really, the Pokemon fad is just like the My Little Pony fad. It's a show for little kids that teenagers cling on to to try and act "different," the only reason why it's more accepted is because we grew up with it. If you still enjoy Pokemon you're a disgrace.

Who liked pokemon to be "different"? It was the most popular thing ever when it came out, right?

 

Well, if they're shipmates, you're quite similar to all the other males there so you might not be as special as you think you are anyway. Problem solved

I lol'd.

 

Pepsi

 

gimme you and pepsigirl's phone numbers

 

just like old times :'(

 

They're old times for a reason.

I just give up chasing her now.

Wait wut? HOW DARE YOU?

 

OFFICIAL FG CONTACT LIST:

Pepsiguy / Spencer Tulk: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1092188058

H2PM / Brandon Pizzuto: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000098975243

who_am_i / Tyler Woodside: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1610173314

SeanyTheBear / Sean O'Barto: Facebook not found

Dax / Craig Smith: Facebook Deleted

 

WOO

 

I could add more.

If anyone cares

Meanwhile, somewhere in India, 2200 years ago.

Doesn't the word 'meanwhile' preclude it taking place 2200 years ago?

 

Stop questioning my superior beliefs.

Hey man, I don't know for faith, but I know my way around a grammar.

Pepsi

 

gimme you and pepsigirl's phone numbers

 

just like old times :'(

 

They're old times for a reason.

I just give up chasing her now.

Wait wut? HOW DARE YOU?

 

 

Does anyone remember what happened except Halo?

Its possible that they do not, and far be it from me to make you relive something unpleasant.

Pepsi

 

gimme you and pepsigirl's phone numbers

 

just like old times :'(

 

They're old times for a reason.

I just give up chasing her now.

Wait wut? HOW DARE YOU?

 

 

Does anyone remember what happened except Halo?

The whole Bryce thing and her losing her memory, or was the memory part you trolling?

I don't even [bleep]ing know with the memory thing.

So I said [bleep] it and I just ignore her now.

Hey man, I don't know for faith, but I know my way around a grammar.

 

GRAMMAR FAITH THE. ENEMY IS OF

So bryce is a memory erasing demon that lives inside a hat that he tricks her into putting on

No Brice is pretty chill now.

Her boyfriend now is Anthony, Brice's cousin, which also has a GED.

I'm going to keep spelling it Bryce. Anyways, she likes stupid people? Just start watching Two and a Half Men and she'll start doinking you before the first commercial break.

That's what I was thinking.

And everyone here are pretty much cousins with each other somehow.

Cept me.

Inbreeding is sexy. Tell her that you're distant relatives (but not too distant!) and it'll get her juices flowing.

Yeah no.

That's like dating your bed, and who in their right mind would [bleep] a bed?

Not me.

 

I don't have a gash cut in my mattress with a piece of saran warp covered in crisco stuffed into it.

Not me.

 

I don't have a gash cut in my mattress with a piece of saran warp covered in crisco stuffed into it.

 

you sound very... knowledgeable about dating beds.

I read about it on the internet. Honest.

God dammit I messed up my sleeping schedule.

Welcome to the club, friend

>Get on BR server

>Kill same guys over and oevr

>Analfrustration everywhere

You were clearly hacking.

<_< WUT IS BR