>weighing yourself after taking a turd and calling it progress

I lold.

>weighing yourself after taking a turd and calling it progress

>Not understanding consistency

 

 

I feel like a pretentious [bleep] for liking this.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT3SUfeOelY&feature=channel_video_title

Okay, cool. That was my biggest concern. As long as it can be done, I'm good. Thanks.

 

Do any of you know of a good guide for the actual assembly of a computer?

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_To_Assemble_A_Desktop_PC

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>weighing yourself after taking a turd and calling it progress

>reading comprehension

 

Let me repeat this for you. I took a dump immediately before I weighted myself yesterday AS WELL AS today so that there would be little to no waste inside of me either time, which would create little error in what my true weight is.

Okay, cool. That was my biggest concern. As long as it can be done, I'm good. Thanks.

 

Do any of you know of a good guide for the actual assembly of a computer?

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_To_Assemble_A_Desktop_PC

Beautiful. That's exactly what I was looking for. Thanks :thumbsup:

>responding to my trolling

 

Hahaha. Oh man. Come on Pie. It's like you're not even trying.

Was the poop equal in size?

Was the poop equal in size?

No, but it was pretty much all I had in me both times. And it's not like I crap huge amounts that would make so much of a difference anyways.

 

I'm going to make a weight-loss guide.

Next time weigh the poop.

Okay, cool. That was my biggest concern. As long as it can be done, I'm good. Thanks.

 

Do any of you know of a good guide for the actual assembly of a computer?

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_To_Assemble_A_Desktop_PC

Beautiful. That's exactly what I was looking for. Thanks :thumbsup:

y/w

 

that's the one I used, building computers isn't that hard - i'd recommend posting your build in T&C though before you do anything, couple guys there are really good with finding deals and making sure everything is compatible.

why didnt you just weigh your poop instead

 

edit; [bleep]ing goon, ninjad

Okay, cool. That was my biggest concern. As long as it can be done, I'm good. Thanks.

 

Do any of you know of a good guide for the actual assembly of a computer?

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/How_To_Assemble_A_Desktop_PC

Beautiful. That's exactly what I was looking for. Thanks :thumbsup:

y/w

 

that's the one I used, building computers isn't that hard - i'd recommend posting your build in T&C though before you do anything, couple guys there are really good with finding deals and making sure everything is compatible.

Will do.

 

 

 

I'm going to make a weight-loss guide.

Eat less. Move more.

Stop obsessing over my fecal matter you [bleep]ing aspies.

Stop obsessing over my fecal matter you [bleep]ing aspies.

Relaxe dude, we're just trying to help you lose weight.

Oh, hey. We passed 1,000,000 views.

That was mentioned a few hours ago, Abc.

 

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1 million views :thumbsup:

Oh

Man one of my friends is retarded. He downloads videos off of youtube with one of those youtube downloaders then uploads them onto facebook with the facebook video upload thing, instead of just copying and pasting the URL.... why.jpg

Man one of my friends is retarded. He downloads videos off of youtube with one of those youtube downloaders then uploads them onto facebook with the facebook video upload thing, instead of just copying and pasting the URL.... why.jpg

I don't understand how people very unfamiliar with the internet always seem to find out the more difficult ways to do things before the more simple/logical alternatives.

Society corrupts. You aren't born a shitbag, you're brought up to be one.

 

Females are, for the vast majority, overly emotional leading to them being stupid, rather than making the logical, right decision.

 

You seriously took pride in what you learned from history class? You aren't a member of the groups that made it happen. Most people don't even actively take part in making history. And what higher cause does Joe [roosters]moke off the block serve other than his own?

 

 

Why not give them the chance to be decent people on their own? I'd say most of /fg/ is pretty decent and none of us (as far as I know) have been to military school.

 

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Does it really matter if you take pride in your country or yourself? Who cares about a higher power? (both of those are rhetorical) I mean, yeah, you're going to be really biased with this one, so I guess we'll just agree to disagree.

Why gamble when I can be sure? That's like letting a dog grow up and hope it doesn't bite you, or train it from a young age not to bite.

 

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I can tell you fro a fact life is better if you have something to be proud of. So many people run around "not knowing what they want to do". A higher calling helps give direction and a sense of purpose.

I'll tell you, every day it sucks to wake up before the sun and get ready to go, but every morning I love putting on my uniform. Know why? It's the jersey of the greatest team on the face of the Earth. Every day I know I'm training to save someones life, or keep others safe who will. I know my job needs to be done and I do my best to make sure there's no one who should be doing it rather than me.

 

inb4haters

 

Welp, I didn't want to start another argument that will never get to anywhere, but oh boy, here we go.jpg

 

>I can tell you fro a fact life is better if you have something to be proud of.

That should be achieved through personal improvement, merits, and hard work, not because you joined a team of tens of thousands of guys who do something just to say "Look guys I was in here! See?? SEE???"

>So many people run around "not knowing what they want to do". A higher calling helps give direction and a sense of purpose.

>It's the jersey of the greatest team on the face of the Earth.

So you'd only reccomend military schooling for indecisive americans? If you weren't part of "the number one team of the world" then you would have nothing to be proud of, and thus military training would be pointless? If you weren't indecisive, and already had a point in life, military training would be pointless?

 

Furthermore, what constitues america as "the greatest team on the face of the Earth"? Definetly not the economy. Nor the highest ammount of military manpower, either. Probably not the culture. Highest kill count? Most effective killing weapons?

 

>I know I'm training to save someones life, or keep others safe who will.

Through violence. A soldier is just a glorified murderer. If you wanted to save lives you could save lives that don't require killing others. Or you could research in the medical field. That saves lives, too, without bullets. I'm not gonna say that the world is perfect and we could live peacefully without military and we'd all be happy and blablablabala... but there are more efficient ways to save lives. Being in the military isn't as mush as saving lives as it is getting rid of enemies. Enemies you don't choose, and a riddance you don't justify, you're just a tool of the guys who do those.

 

All in all, I think that if you (as a parent, which you aren't yet) deem military training necessary, you are doing your parenting wrong. All good values that can be attained with military training, can be attained without them just as easily.

This I can relate with, but change it to 35 degrees.

Man one of my friends is retarded. He downloads videos off of youtube with one of those youtube downloaders then uploads them onto facebook with the facebook video upload thing, instead of just copying and pasting the URL.... why.jpg

tell him there's an easier way