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*goon is on the muddy dirt and its raining* *sees military people run across the road* *some see him and go up to him* *they are speaking russian* *one pulls out a pistols about to shoot goon* hears shot but the russian dies* *second russian tries to flee but its shot down to* *sees hes being rescued by the /FG/ battalion* *halo crying* *hears 321* "oh my god its goon!! *everyone circles around freaking out* *death moves everyone outa the way and hugs goon but is unaware of the injuries* *tyler yells* what the hell are you doing!?!?!?!?!??! your gunna kill him!!!!!! *everyone pries off death* *you see me* here, have this cucumber, itll make you feel better. *hears dax voice* im going to a party cya guys!!! *everyone yells at dax* no dont!!!!! *dax disipates* *silver comes up* this manga will patch you up better *goon feels better* *321* ok guys im pulling out the flare so the stork heli will pick us up *after awhile* *everyone hears tanks* *tyler* [cabbage]!!!! whose tanks are those?!?!?!?! *goon whispering* th-the russian tanks.... *halo* oh god my body isnt ready!!!!!! *runs into a corner curled up into the fedil position and cries* *321* we arent gunna last this!!!!! *see silver run up to a tank and stick homemade sticky-manga edits* *tank blows up* *everyone runs away then sees the stork heli come and blow another tank up* see a body fall from it while zipping past* *sees napalm open the hatchet of another tank and kill everyone in there* how you like that you sons of a [bleep]es!?!?!?!?! *last tank shoots and hits napalm but only stumbles* god damn that hurt!! *then shoots the tank with his lazor beams of death* *hears evil laugh* god that felt so good!! *walks to the /FG/ squad with a cigar in his mouth* *puffs a smoke* glad we came?

*everyone nods* *stork heli come bac* *everyone gets in* *pepsi* god why is there so many crushed cans in here?!? *stork* sorry! *halo* my body is ready to go home *silver*what about manga? *everyone* oh god no! *the stork heli flies away into the sunset* *pepsi* i could go for a cucmber right now *everyone laughs like at the end of those cartoons and crap like that*

 

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That's the third time in a few days that I've been characterized as an over-emotional idiot. Do I really come off that way? :blink:

 

Napalm's depiction is strangely fitting though... :-k

i thought you said you was goons lover

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Cut out North America, South America, and Africa. Now for Eurasia.

 

Why do we still have Africa?

 

I definitely missed something there. Everything skips from a broken music thing to cutting Continents. And for some reason Africa does not deserve to exist.

 

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Death^Watermelon

DeathWatermelon

DeathWatermelon

I dont get it.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Death^Watermelon

DeathWatermelon

DeathWatermelon

I dont get it.

 

:twisted:

Shut up you...

I already fix Death's watermelon problem.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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halo y u no on xbox live?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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halo y u no on xbox live?

Been playing New Vegas.

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halo y u no on xbox live?

Been playing New Vegas.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I NEVER SAID I FEEL LIKE LICKING A CUCUMBER!

 

that is all i have to say

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Im gonna rub my cucumber into your salad, to make sure the flavor is evenly spread.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Im gonna rub my cucumber into your salad, to make sure the flavor is evenly spread.

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halo, you playin new vegas?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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