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Goon, why are you under my bed...?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Goonstalf was the Roman god of dirt and feces. Or maybe it's a clever play on the name of Iowa senator Michael Gronstal. Or maybe it's Croatian for "one with large thumbs". Or maybe it's a slang term in England for a pillow case full of bricks used to break shop windows. Or maybe not.

Or maybe it's a term used by NASA for space soap. Or maybe it's a genus of monkey found near the Arctic. Or maybe it's a little town in Russia known for it's very old trees. Or maybe it's a term for a peculiar cloud formation that looks like a penis. Or maybe not.

Or maybe it's the phylum of a kind of centipede found only in the tropics, hunted to near extinction by poachers after they're ivory genitalia. Or maybe it's the title of the ceremonial chief of the Illukalay Islands. Or maybe it's the proposed name for Japan's newest super skyscraper. Or maybe it's a term for a specific kind of bladder malformation. Or maybe not.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Dammit Dax I thought you were Death.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yeah, I hate you Dax.

 

So [bleep]ing much.

 

Absolute hatred.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hate.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Id watch out if I were you Dax, or he might sic his clones on you.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Peanut butter jelly or toasted cheese sammitch?

Decisions, decisions, decisions...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Halo's makin' a sandwich.

 

Huh.

 

Also, I can now now play Never Gonna Give You Up on the guitar. Sorta. [bleep] YEAH!

 

Still can't sing worth [cabbage] though.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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sittin on a toilet

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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