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Food+sex= men.

You say that.. but it's not true :P

 

Men always go on about how they're so simply and all they need is x and y, but hang out in the relationship sticky long enough and you see boys worrying and over analyzing just as much as women.

In all my years as a bro, and experience with my own gender I have never seen this.

I would not be at all surprised if men didn't do this with each other IRL but I've seen it online all the time. Again, hang out in the relationship sticky for a while and you'll see guys going, "So sometimes she laughs at my jokes.. does she LIKE me? Or just like me??? Once she touched my arm.. w hat does that mean??"

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Food+sex= men.

You say that.. but it's not true :P

 

Men always go on about how they're so simply and all they need is x and y, but hang out in the relationship sticky long enough and you see boys worrying and over analyzing just as much as women.

In all my years as a bro, and experience with my own gender I have never seen this.

I would not be at all surprised if men didn't do this with each other IRL but I've seen it online all the time. Again, hang out in the relationship sticky for a while and you'll see guys going, "So sometimes she laughs at my jokes.. does she LIKE me? Or just like me??? Once she touched my arm.. w hat does that mean??"

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This is us trying to understand women because you are never at face value.

 

You laugh at jokes when you're pissed at us and you laugh when you think its funny.

 

Countless times I've heard,

Girl: Oh I'm just crying my eyes out.

Guy:Whats wrong.

Girl: Oh nothing

Guy: Ok

Girl: OH MY GOD! BE AN [wagon] WHY DONT YOU! DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME!

Guy: Ok whats wrong.

Girl; Nothing I'm fine.

Guy: No really whats wrong

Girl: Well somethings wrong but I don't wanna talk about it.

Guy: Ok

Girl:(see all caps)

 

You constantly throw us curve balls and expect us to have a perfect batting record.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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:rolleyes:

 

Aaanyways, who else here is forced to go to bed ridiculously early despite their age?

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This tbh.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i'm sure they don't do that. tif mods are really uptight and strict.

Clearly you've never been to an after-hours mod party. As an ex-editorial member, I've been privy to some of their innermost secrets, and I have to tell you, some pretty depraved [cabbage] goes on behind closed doors (and hidden boards)

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what kind of depraved stuff robot?

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@ownage i do that sometimes.

 

usually at that time of the month.

That's definitely when it's the worst.

 

Case in point of girls never being at face value:

 

My sister.

Her boyfriend's female friend who is apparently interested in him, but he isn't in her, my sister hates her for this.

My sister approaches me as to how she should get him to "seperate" from her.

My response:

"Be straightforward, say "Jake, i know she likes you, and I trust you but I don't trust her, and it makes me feel kind of insecure when you hang out with her so much."

her reply (something along these lines)

"That couldn't work!"

Later...

After about an hour of sobbing on the phone

she emerges from her room smiling because her bf has agreed not to hang out with aforementioned friend.

 

believe it or not my sister isn't a power [bleep], this is when I realized there is likely no woman above this.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Ok... one night when I was browsing the hidden chambers, Tripsis and Das w

BUTTSECKS?!?!?!?!?!

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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understand them.

Ok. I'll just divide by zero here....

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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