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It is currently 2:37 am here.

1:37 am in Nebraska.

11:37 pm on the West coast.

4:37 am in Argentina.

and 6:67 pm in NWS Australia.

 

 

Night

 

I knew those Australians were up to something!

 

First, they flip the gravitational force upside-down, and now they completely disregard the sexagesimal system!

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omg i slept in

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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pepsi on the note of the cat bringing you mice, that actually means that it likes you and considers them to be like "gifts" so while it might seem gross and annoying its kind of a good thing.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i could care less if theyre dead but he brings them in alive

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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That's even better! He's offering you the glorious opportunity to join the hunt and claim the kill for yourself!

 

 

Not rlly, but I'm sure NO ONE would think you're wierd if you started hunting mice with your cat.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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im pretty sure no one would either

well im off to school

edit:i have to carry my backpack while biking in the snow to school

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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When i was your age i had to walk to school in 3 feet of snow, hopping on one leg so i could warm up the other foot and the switch to prevent frostbite. Also it was uphill both ways.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Pics of...

 

Dem wimminz in vidya? The mods would have a panic attack and probably sodomize me with the banhammer.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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When i was your age i had to walk to school in 3 feet of snow, hopping on one leg so i could warm up the other foot and the switch to prevent frostbite. Also it was uphill both ways.

pics of this

post above:nah i dont need the pics cause i could get them myself but i just posted it for no reason

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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i tried that once to show the school board my plight, but then a vulture took my camera. I imagine they reasoned that if the school board saved me they'd have no chance of picking at me if i collapsed.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i was once pulzarized to a pulp by winter ninjas while walking to school

now im scared to walk out there

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Thats nothing. I was once attacked by a rogue polar bear that smelled my steak lunch. I had to fight it off with a ruler.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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i was mauled on the leg by my cat before going to the bus and when i was waiting for the bus the bus driver drove past me cause he thought i was a zombie and then i was shot by a hunter who thought i was a deer and drove away to not get in trouble, then while walking to school the river by the road made the road collapse and i fell into the water and being bitten by minnows till my hand was only bones, after getting out of the river i kept walking to only get attacked and raped by the people living in the farmers corn, then finally getting to school everybody thought i was infected and locked all the doors till the fbi came and took me to a hidden locationl to be resaerched on, then after they finding out i wasnt infected they got pissed and left me in the sahara desert to die but luckily my cat found me an pulled me with his teeth to a lake that was 1765 miles from where i was dropped off, after drinking some water my cat meowed really loud and all of a sudden all these animals come outa nowhere, so now im riding on a hog while all these animals with me are running near the mediterranean sea to tripoli to get a boat to portugal and get supplies to head back to america, while going to portugal we met some banshees hanging around a whirling pool, after losing some good lizards to the banshees and some hogs to the whirling pool we manage to defeat the banshees and the whirl pool stopped, so we finally go to portugal and i picked up some horses,2 elephants and 375 parrots to help in aerial warfare and bought another ship tied to mine to hold all the cargo for what we need(by the way these are old fashion boats, not the ones we use today) so we head on to america and having found the lochness monster, she helped us in water waring. we had to battle through some ghost vikings and it was a big loss, we lost 134 parrots and my hog mount died, lizards lost some casualties and lochy was badly hurt, also losing my compass we where heading into the unknown, but luckily it was whale magrating season so the we followed the whales and providing cover for if whale poachers came, luckily some poachers did with a mighty ship, it was about 2876 feet long and 857 feet wide, it was beautiful. so i made the parrots distract them while the rest of us climb up on ropes and then we took over the poachers and tied em up and tossed them in the river. after following the whals we finally found some land and when we landed at a port were told that were in brazil, so great we decide wether to take the ship or to walk, after deciding to get back on the boat the boat blew up and it was an ambush! the poachers gang came to kill us! we fled salvador and hid in the jungle, we picked up some friendly ligers and not so friendly tions, we kept pushing through the jungle to finally make it in argentina, while even though we where heading south we went to look for napalm, after finding him he gave us a convoy to keep heading north. we finally made it to ecuador and hid on a cargo ship to america, and let me tell you it was damn hard to hide 438 animals on a cargo ship, so when were a little bit by mexico the cargo ship was attacked by drug lords, the cargo men died and we killed the rest of the drug lords men for the vengeance of the inocent cargo people, so after defeating the drug lords men i took the cargo ship upon my hands and took it to california to drop off the cargo, so once we made it there we had been let off the cargo ship and gave it to the owner and was glad that he got the cargo but was depressed that the workers where killed, so in gratitude he gave me and all the animals a private plane ride back to boise idaho and droven back to marsing so i can go to school.but after enduring those 2 months of getting back to school i have to take 9th grade classes while being a 10th grader for half the year.

 

THE END

 

bam

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Justin Bieber and the Black Eyed Peas followed me for a day. While one was resting the other performed.

 

bam.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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aw man you beat me

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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i tell my friends i broke my arms and im at the hospital because i wasnt here

but they dont question me texting them

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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well your fingers stick out of a cast.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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5 hours later and still on this homework. I just can't do it anymore...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Sound like halo needs some big booty [bleep]es.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

But i can't post them.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Okay, just gotta finish this one section, then I'll finish it up tomorrow.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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