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Romeo and Juliet is the love story.

 

Love story was your description. So yeah.

Not really.

Consider.

Juliet is like 13 and Romeo is like 15. The entire story takes over the course of 3 days as I recall. They know next to nothing about each other, and Romeo plows her on day 2. In the end they are both dead because of their own stupidity. It isn't a great love story, its a story about two idiotic teenagers in lust.

 

Now as compared to Much Ado About nothing, the characters Beatrice and Benedict have known each other for a long time and verbally spar all the time. The other lovers Cassio and Hero, "fall in love" at first site, are tricked by the villain Don Pedro, and Cassio essentially calls her a [bleep] and leaves her at the altar. Only after she pretends to be dead and Cassio has time to think and regret does she reveal herself to be alive. Throughout this you see that Beatrice and Benedict are a perfect match, because Benedict needs a beautiful woman, who isn't stupid and submissive, and Beatrice needs a man who is on her level with wit. The story ends happy with everybody getting married, Don Pedro the villain is captured, and they are in love because they all grew emotionally.

 

No. Romeo and Juliet is not a love story.

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Mmm.

I saw Much Ado About Nothing for history credit during our extra credit movie nights.

So glad I didn't have to read that.

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Romeo and Juliet is the love story.

 

Love story was your description. So yeah.

Not really.

Consider.

Juliet is like 13 and Romeo is like 15. The entire story takes over the course of 3 days as I recall. They know next to nothing about each other, and Romeo plows her on day 2. In the end they are both dead because of their own stupidity. It isn't a great love story, its a story about two idiotic teenagers in lust.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Mr. Gatsby is more realistic.

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You said romeo and Juliet is the love story.

 

and by the time you finish it, it ends up a lot like Romeo and Juliet

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my god.

You called?

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@ownage you aren't what i wanted. gtfo

You get what you pay for.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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i paid nothing..

 

y u so cheap?

 

go woo fluff puff

Exactly.

 

i'm also done explaining why I'm not internet wooing.

Wits payed for 321?

No. Thus why you get what you pay for.

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You pay for me to be your god, I don't take orders.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

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I avoid /b/ at all costs. That place is [bleep]ing disgusting.

Edit: Make that every board except /tv/ /ck/ /k/ and /v/.

 

>He thinks /v/ is not just /b2.0/

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If by shooped you mean nekked, I'm not a fan of fakes.

 

And considering as of yet she seems rather morally upstanding I doubt reals exist.

 

Also worth noting that pictures of nekked wimmin rarely has never caused me to think "I should ask her out"

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I'm not opposed to fun.

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