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@ownage the world is over-populated. and i've heard of at least one mountain village that practices polygamy where the woman has multiple husbands. it's a matriarchial society (spelling)

1 mountain village.

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When I was a young child, whenever we'd be learning letters and animals, we'd get an animal whose name started with the same letter as our names. I always got elephant. Size wise, this definitely isn't appropriate. Memory wise, however, it makes a whole lot of sense.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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@ownage the world is over-populated. and i've heard of at least one mountain village that practices polygamy where the woman has multiple husbands. it's a matriarchial society (spelling)

1 mountain village.

Yeah, I hear there are mountain villages that do nasty things to their goats, too. Doesn't mean the whole world should.

 

Edit: Multiple interpretations of this sentence are possible. YOU KNOW WHAT I ACTUALLY MEANT, THOUGH...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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the last guy i dated, well i somehow ended up paying for all our dates and i didn't enjoy my time spent with him. when he was talking anyways.

 

i figure the next guy i go out with, will be someone who is cute and smart enough to talk about stuff i like, and who can talk about stuff i'm interested in.

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the last guy i dated, well i somehow ended up paying for all our dates and i didn't enjoy my time spent with him. when he was talking anyways.

 

i figure the next guy i go out with, will be someone who is cute and smart enough to talk about stuff i like, and who can talk about stuff i'm interested in.

The main problem I see with your love life strategy is this.

 

 

 

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^what you want to put in what you expect "him" to put in^

 

 

Though make no mistake, a guy who doesn't pay for dates is a [cabbage]ty date.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I've been on one, I think it went fairly well, but I felt awkward.

 

I did pay.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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idk. probably shortly after I leave which is in a few minutes.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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@fluffy kissing is nice... and its a bit easy to lose your cool and agree to do stuff you wouldn't want to do.

 

basically its like hanging out with a friend, cept you get to kiss him/her.

 

if your date is someone you barely know, there's awkardness, and stuff.. as if you like each other as friends and your parents gave you tickets to go see a movie alone together.

 

its only awkard if you make it so. keep topics like /b/ and gaming out of the conversation unless he brings it up. then wait for him to talk etc.

 

you'll want to kiss him, hopefully, so you'll be awkard and embarrassing and you'll mess up. or he will

 

and that's it.

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@fluffy kissing is nice... and its a bit easy to lose your cool and agree to do stuff you wouldn't want to do.

 

basically its like hanging out with a friend, cept you get to kiss him/her.

 

if your date is someone you barely know, there's awkardness, and stuff.. as if you like each other as friends and your parents gave you tickets to go see a movie alone together.

 

its only awkard if you make it so. keep topics like /b/ and gaming out of the conversation unless he brings it up. then wait for him to talk etc.

 

you'll want to kiss him, hopefully, so you'll be awkard and embarrassing and you'll mess up. or he will

 

and that's it.

Where did that come from.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I've been literally nowhere with a girl.

 

Like not even holding hands.

 

I just took a girl out to dinner once. ._.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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